FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

[mancityvstoke]

startled by a shitbag so I slapped him on a train and threw a gate at him.

 

[buzzer1]

startled by a shitbag so I slapped him on a train and threw a gate at him.

...and i was asleep.

 

[Blue Mist]

It was my gate the shitbag threw at him whilst the shitbag was asleep.



Can I have it back please shitbag?

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

One of the great puns. Absolutely quality thread as well.

Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

He must have had a loco motive.

 

[hutton who blue]

Use lube next time. Sweeten your sensation

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

It was all just a Lo comotion.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

On the way back from Manchester to Nottingham, you got off at Sheffield.

This is like an alternate "Don't You Want Me Baby"

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

The op posted and run......... have we all been clarkied here???? *nervous*

 

[manclad]

The best thread on Bluemoon by a country mile.
The shitbag !!!

 

[Oystercatcher28]

In defence of those shitbags who defend their right to defend others, we salute you. To the original poster think yourself lucky that you even got on a train. Didn't check the out of hours copper for her handcuffs? This story could have had a different direction. Movie voiceover? Wrong train, wrong place. Starring Maxine Peake.