FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

[Bill Walker]

No idea if you still post here or not, but you sound like absolute pond life.

That's unfair on pondlife who have done no wrong. :)

It's a strange OP as if he's talking directly to the shitbag. A novel and probably very original post. I think I might do one for some horrible twat like Carragher.

 

[Axel Freed]

I love the overly dramatic comma in the 2nd sentence … “You, are a cock”. It lets us the audience know that this seemingly innocuous situation was anything but

 

[shadowplay]

No idea if you still post here or not, but you sound like absolute pond life.

I’m hoping you get the irony in this

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

No idea if you still post here or not, but you sound like absolute pond life.

You, are a cock. To start on a fellow Blue like you did.

 

[MarcIsTired1986]

Anyone know if the angry man and the shit bag ever crossed paths again?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

On the way back from Manchester to Nottingham, you got off at Sheffield. You, are a cock. To start on a fellow blue like you did.

Got on the train and almost every seat was 'reserved'. I managed to find a seat not reserved. Then a Polish couple took issue with me sat in their seat. I politely told them to take it up with a train official and refused to move. I was well within my rights as the seat had not been reserved and had it of shwn as being I may of actually found another seat. So I wasn't standing up after I could of found a seat had I known it was reserved.

Like I said; politely told them it should be taken up with national rail and they may be given more seats and a refund.

Then you, you cock, started on me. I spoke politely to you and you had none of it. I swore at you and you fucking shit it you shit bag. Then an out of hours police women moved me away with her badge. I was seen as in the wrong for swearing but I only swore in defence as I felt threatened.

This shit bag was lucky to have been saved by the police women. Starting on a fellow blue after the match. I still can't believe it.

Blonde hair, glasses and a shit bag. Slapped you half an hour later as you pretended to sleep and you said nothing until you was already off at Sheffield. Had I of got off I'd of fucking killed you you complete and utter shit bag.

Shame on you for starting on me when I tried my best to be reasonable. Shame on you for shitting it when I swore at you.

****.

I swear in defence at eing attacked and I'm moved on leaving the two Polish to have their seat. Luckily for you I was moved on you fucking shit bag.

You're the shit bag.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Anyone know if the angry man and the shit bag ever crossed paths again?

You're the shit bag.

Not sure.If the angry man didn't know his name?

I'd say it was probably this fella :-)



Or if he was a little short arse called Gordon Hill ?

It was probably this chap? You want some? :-)

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I am the shitbag! (As is “I am Spartacus”, final scene).

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I’ve not heard that for decades. Shit bag.

It is now well etched into my vocabulary.

‘And then you, you shit bag…’

Gold.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

It's all the commas that make it. They really give it the right cadence.