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[stony]

fuck... what do you know?

The only thing I know for certain is that every man who isn't consumed by religious guilt enjoys a good hand shandy. It doesn't matter how good your sex life is, men still wank.
If I went out tomorrow and met Jessica Alba in Barnsely and she fucked my brains out, I'd still go home and have a wank about it.

 

[DiscoSteve]

 

[roj]

The only thing I know for certain is that every man who isn't consumed by religious guilt enjoys a good hand shandy. It doesn't matter how good your sex life is, men still wank.
If I went out tomorrow and met Jessica Alba in Barnsely and she fucked my brains out, I'd still go home and have a wank about Jessica Ennis

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[Barcon]

The only thing I know for certain is that every man who isn't consumed by religious guilt enjoys a good hand shandy. It doesn't matter how good your sex life is, men still wank.
If I went out tomorrow and met Jessica Alba in Barnsely and she fucked my brains out, I'd still go home and have a wank about it.

 

[stony]

 

[Cellarite]

All part of a healthy sex life..... until the mother in law walks in unannounced!

And then it gets even healthier.

 

[mat]

You must be about 12 if you think people who have regular sex don't masturbate. A long time ago before I got married, I'd spend the evening shagging all night with my girlfriend and then go home and have a wank about it.

To the OP. Wanking is one of the most natural things in the world and there is nothing wrong with having a quick tug before sleep and another before you get up in the morning.

The Wanquliser is natures best sleeping aid.

 

[steviemc]

All part of a healthy sex life..... until the mother in law walks in unannounced!

It's not that common for mother-in-laws to do things unannounced, but simply shouting 'do one...I'm trying to shag your daughter' usually keeps things on hold until the following morning. Don't expect much conversation around the breakfast table though ; -)

 

[BimboBob]

It's not that common for mother-in-laws to do things unannounced, but simply shouting 'do one...I'm trying to shag your husband' usually keeps things on hold until the following morning. Don't expect much conversation around the breakfast table though ; -)

Indeed.

 

[TonyM]

If you want to stop just marry your right hand.