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[BlueMoonRisin’]

Stony is right, most guys are wankers.
And they are full of shit when they say "I don't, but my Mrs gives me a hand job".

Lying wankers .

 

[big phil]

Perfectly normal part of the male and female daily routine. Nature's five-minute pick-me-up.

If it weren't for masturbation the streets would be crawling with weirdos.

Odd that, streets round here are full of wankers...

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Your whole post is nonsense.

I agree. Even if you're having regular good sex there is always room for the odd mood boosting wank.

 

[jimharri]

Stony is right, most guys are wankers.
And they are full of shit when they say "I don't, but my Mrs gives me a hand job".

Lying wankers .

Isn't that the issue, er, "at hand" here?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Hana Haruna you say?...................

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I had to take a pot of jizz into the doctors today! Akward.

 

[TonyM]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is it the correct etiquette to knock one out between the main and sweet course

 

[TCIB]

The only response to any fapping based internet thread!

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Stony is right, most guys are wankers.
And they are full of shit when they say "I don't, but my Mrs gives me a hand job".

Lying wankers .

Its not just a man thing. I once went out with a bird who couldnt leave herself alone. Drawer full of her own tools, none bought by boyfriends or anything like that, this was a full DIY box. I was once driving back home down the motorway after a dirty weekend away on the piss with her in Bristol, and a dirty weekend it was too. I had an MR2 at the time so a bit cramped in there. I felt the occasional knocking against my arm as I was driving along and thought nothing of it, but eventually looked round to find that she was fully knocking herself off as I drove along.
She would flick herself off at the slightest thing, like a teenage boy.
And yes, she did love cock. And no, I dont have pics. But if I did, you would all be seeing them