Farting.

[Chris in London]

Letting one out in a lift before you arrive at ground floor level is called a depth charge, and blasting one out before you arrive on level 43 is called an Irish depth charge. Apart from that lifes a gas.

Farting in a lift?

That is wrong on so many levels

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Letting one out in a lift before you arrive at ground floor level is called a depth charge, and blasting one out before you arrive on level 43 is called an Irish depth charge. Apart from that lifes a gas.

Farting in a lift?

That is wrong on so many levels

It has its ups and downs mate, Bing, brrrrrrap, mind the gap.

 

[nelsons willie]

Letting one out in a lift before you arrive at ground floor level is called a depth charge, and blasting one out before you arrive on level 43 is called an Irish depth charge. Apart from that lifes a gas.

Farting in a lift?

That is wrong on so many levels

It has its ups and downs mate, Bing, brrrrrrap, mind the gap.

Can we not elevate ourselves above this schoolboy humour

 

[stony]

I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)

You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

But you're an A lister. Everyone knows celebrities don't fart.

 

[Mayor West]

I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)

You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

Same here. This thread is showing who the gentlemen area!

 

[Pelly Greeny]

I don't even do it in front of my 5 year old child, certainly not in front of the other half or anyone else for that matter.

Disgusting.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

But you're an A lister. Everyone knows celebrities don't fart.

You know the old saying, you never hear a sailor fart.

 

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[foxy]

When I worked in a huge open planned office I use to guff in other team areas whilst walking past. I called this crop spreading. Controlling the volume was always a risk!

 

[smeeagain]

can we not call it trumping please ?