Favorite Quotes

[mr t]

Fairy muff - Sara Cox

 

[Lavinda Past]

At the time he said it, Malcolm's "We'll terrify Europe" quote seemed to make perfect sense, and we all loved it (and believed it).

If only we had...

 

[r.soleofsalford]

"if your not in bed by 10.30 go home"

 

[Joe CurryGan]

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.


All credited to W. C. Fields

 

[robsta]

"Stay out of the black and in the red. Nothing in this game for two in a bed. "
Bowen, James.

Ha ha quality. Wins 1st prize for me.

 

[ctidcarl]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day"

Frank Sinatra

 

[Glyn]

There are more Giant Pandas (2) than Conservative MP's in Scotland!
(Alex Salmon --- Feb. 2012)

 

[Mr White]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

[MCFC BOB]

Just something my teacher this morning: "This day won't happen again, so make it count."

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Just something my teacher this morning: "This day won't happen again, so make it count."

People say all kinds of strange things just after sex.