Favourite lines from Viz

[Tuearts right boot]

I remember this one caused a bit of an outrage!

Not sure if it has been covered but the follow up to this was hilarious. The gypsies sued them so they printed an apology which went something like this .........

Last month we printed a headline Thieving Gypsy Bastards, we should not have used the headline Thieving Gypsy Bastards, they are not Thieving Gypsy Bastards and we should never have called them Thieving Gypsy Bastards. We will not call them Thieving Gypsy Bastards again.

It was framed as a 'Here's your cut out and keep thieving gypsy bastard apology.' Fucking class.

Again, not sure if it's been mentioned as I, in true Viz style, can't be arsed reading through the thread but it turned out that the guy who sued Viz was exposed by the Sun as having a string of convictions for handling stolen goods....classic

 

[mcfc_ms]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

From the Letter Bocks page (from what I remember)

"It's a well known fact that the Queen receives a turd posted in a Pringles tube, twice a week. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one?"

 

[brass neck]

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[LWashington]

The one scene Victor Mature gags were always my Fave....

"Do you fancy getting pissed Vic?"

"No I don't think so"

Simple but genius lol

Yeah I remember those. I also recall one something like Herman's Hermit. Where it says Herman has a playful Hermit at the end of his garden. And when Herman shouts in the cave asking him to play. The Hermit shouts back "No fuck off and leave me alone!!" Classic

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Bump.

I found a few mags (viz) whilst sorting out garage the other day.Still faf

 

[JULES]

nude motorcycle nun
the reverend milo`s lino rhino

 

[Zubrman]

 

[Groke]

 

[Blue Maverick]

I love Viz these are piss funny