Favourite swear words

Ah, so many to choose from...
My current favourite sweary expression is lifted straight from Sucession (a great source of swear word inspiration)
When ever there is workplace gossip to share my cohort attract each others attention with "Buckle up fuckleheads"
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Has a certain ring to it in a slightly non offensive yet highly derogatory way. A truly all round beautiful word.

What a twat !!!
He looks a right twat in that.
A complete and utter twat
Stop being a twat about it
YOU TWAT !!!
Are you a natural twat or do you practice ??
Oi luv....show us your *&%$.
That's a twats trick......
He got a right good twatting the other night.

Substituting the word c**t just makes it sound more violent, plus, it's a very English word.
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You forgot in your red bucket hat…
 
turning **** into a verb and/or adjective is particularly satisfying
 
Sod off!
It's short, without the crass vulgarity of other words, and rare enough over here to puzzle people.

(My late and beloved father in law never swore but used just to tell people "come again when you can't stay so long." It confused them before they knew they were being insulted.)
 
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