FC United Thread

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Now Hiring: Assistant Accountant ? it would be fun if somebody ran off with the money (hold on a minute) ​

Now Hiring: Assistant Accountant

FC United of Manchester - News Story

fc-utd.co.uk

I'll do it and make them fail FFP

 

[eyalluvitt]

theres a kid in that vid that looks about 10 and is probably the brightest of all-there are knobheads 4/5 times his age that need help

They look like they are all on a day trip from Rampton

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Now Hiring: Assistant Accountant ? it would be fun if somebody ran off with the money (hold on a minute) ​

Now Hiring: Assistant Accountant

FC United of Manchester - News Story

fc-utd.co.uk

Accountant to the assistant accountant:

That's one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members....
And one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members
(Repeat until the takings from that day's game.has been divided (ahem) equally

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Accountant to the assistant accountant:

That's one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members....
And one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members
(Repeat until the takings from that day's game.has been divided (ahem) equally

He’ll be looking after the barrels:)

 

[Eds]

Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!

 

[dadnlad]

Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!

thats why looking for a new assistant accountant the last one found the over sight and was sacked for pointing it out

 

[ancoats]

Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!

How fucking long have they been there and only now they find the water meter? also, a good assistant accountant would need to be in the magic circle to help them

Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!

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Surely a so-called fan-owned club can only spend what it makes or am I wrong, How can you overspend by that amount of £387k, Plus this is happening year after year and enough is enough ? Manchester City Council should hang their heads in shame for allowing this to keep happening,​

Their debt to the Manchester City council should now be called in, or take their ground off them and let somebody else use it, would make a nice bus depo for the yellow buses

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Whatever you say about them, they are true to their word.....

1. FC United is a not-for-profit, community football club

They've always been a not for profit club! They've never made a profit!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!

Surely they've been sent a water bill? They've been there 8 years now!

 

[Bluesince1979]

They look like they are all on a day trip from Rampton