FC United Thread

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

Apologies, I got my dates wrong……
The Hednesford v Bucketeers play off final is today not Saturday!





Wait? What’s that you say?

Morrisey is a **** !!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Morrisey is a **** !!!

What about Morrissey?

 

[Vienna_70]

I've said this before, if it is Punk Football, then they are at the Pistol's "Flogging A Dead Horse" period.

And I've said before, I hope that Pallet Park is soon Pretty Vacant.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

And I've said before, I hope that Pallet Park is soon Pretty Vacant.

The whole rancid club is certainly the great football swindle

 

[ancoats]

You know if I won the lotto, I would buy the whole thing

But I would not have a clue if I got 4 numbers up

 

[city986]

First things first I was told I was going to watch my grandson play in a final nobody told me it was at this shithole so here I am ,now fellow bluemooners how do I atone for my sins no punishment will be too much, sorry I've let everyone down

 

[dickie davies]

First things first I was told I was going to watch my grandson play in a final nobody told me it was at this shithole so here I am ,now fellow bluemooners how do I atone for my sins no punishment will be too much, sorry I've let everyone down

You're watching your grandson so it's OK
However, take a huge dump in the bogs
Don't flush and ensure there are "massive " skid marks left

 

[Platt Lane 59]

First things first I was told I was going to watch my grandson play in a final nobody told me it was at this shithole so here I am ,now fellow bluemooners how do I atone for my sins no punishment will be too much, sorry I've let everyone down

Don't you dare defecate in one of their many buckets !!!
That's one of my ambitions to be the first.
You could say it's on "my bucket list"...

 

[city986]

Will look for bucket to fill

 

[Vienna_70]

First things first I was told I was going to watch my grandson play in a final nobody told me it was at this shithole so here I am ,now fellow bluemooners how do I atone for my sins no punishment will be too much, sorry I've let everyone down

Nothing to feel guilty about. You’re watching your grandson; it’s perfectly acceptable.

However, carrying out one of the above suggestions would be absolutely hilarious.

 

[Mostonisblue]

The usual tone deaf bucketeers are at it again. This time the sanctimonious pricks reminding us all that profit means nothing if it’s built on squeezing your own fans.



In other news once you’ve all chipped in to the latest missing matches crowdfunder, or spoke to any board member to offer an unusually substantial donation don’t miss the chance to buy a dinner for an evening with Bryan Robson for the bargain price of only £99 whilst the super saver early bird tickets are about.

Great news for those bucketeers that splashed out on a bargain super saver early bird ticket for just £99 to listen to robson celebrate 20 years of fc united at the football museum. The bullshitters have decided to create an intimate & more engaging venue for their guests by moving it to Pallet Park. They’ve also reduced ticket prices to £75 - cheaper than even the first super saver early bird £99 deal offered to just the first 50 mugs. Obviously it’s got absolutely nothing to do with piss poor ticket sales & it’s all about that intimate venue.

Meanwhile they wonder why their functions & events is underperforming against the ridiculous budget when they have such great facilities to offer…..completely overlooking the point that why the hell would anyone else want to go there when it’s not even their first choice venue.

https://fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/venue-update-an-evening-with-bryan-robson

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Great news for those bucketeers that splashed out on a bargain super saver early bird ticket for just £99 to listen to robson celebrate 20 years of fc united at the football museum. The bullshitters have decided to create an intimate & more engaging venue for their guests by moving it to Pallet Park. They’ve also reduced ticket prices to £75 - cheaper than even the first super saver early bird £99 deal offered to just the first 50 mugs. Obviously it’s got absolutely nothing to do with piss poor ticket sales & it’s all about that intimate venue.

Meanwhile they wonder why their functions & events is underperforming against the ridiculous budget when they have such great facilities to offer…..completely overlooking the point that why the hell would anyone else want to go there when it’s not even their first choice venue.

https://fc-utd.co.uk/news-story/venue-update-an-evening-with-bryan-robson

Translates as they have not sold enough tickets to justify holding this crap event at the national football museum. I bet the crimping bunch of crooks did not pay a holding deposit either..

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You can imagine Captain Armsling getting the initial invitation to be the guest…..
wined and dined for free at Urbis before rehashing all the stories regurgitated at every other dinner he’s ever spoken at in front of dewy eyed, star struck splitters and planning a night out afterwards with friends in town.

Then he gets the phone call saying, “Oh, it’s in Moston now, and we’ve sorted the post dinner night out for you in the Blue Bell Hotel on Moston Lane…. You can get the 89 bus back into town afterwards”

Have I got this right?
From the link to the event...
We are also pleased to announce that the final remaining standard tickets have now been reduced to £75.

So those who stumped up early to ensure they got in, paid £99 for a posh venue.
The venue changes / downgrades and now tickets are £75. No refunding the difference for those loyal Splitters paying early? It says if you don't want to go because of the venue change you can get a refund - but there is no differential refund between venues. I assume the price drop can be made because they will no longer be paying to hire Urbis.

It's like advertising a trip to New York on Concord for £500, taking the money and then on the day you find out you are going with Easy Jet and everyone else has paid £300.
Punk Football

 

[swpswp]

You can imagine Captain Armsling getting the initial invitation to be the guest…..
wined and dined for free at Urbis before rehashing all the stories regurgitated at every other dinner he’s ever spoken at in front of dewy eyed, star struck splitters and planning a night out afterwards with friends in town.

Then he gets the phone call saying, “Oh, it’s in Moston now, and we’ve sorted the post dinner night out for you in the Blue Bell Hotel on Moston Lane…. You can get the 89 bus back into town afterwards”

Have I got this right?
From the link to the event...
We are also pleased to announce that the final remaining standard tickets have now been reduced to £75.

So those who stumped up early to ensure they got in, paid £99 for a posh venue.
The venue changes / downgrades and now tickets are £75. No refunding the difference for those loyal Splitters paying early? It says if you don't want to go because of the venue change you can get a refund - but there is no differential refund between venues. I assume the price drop can be made because they will no longer be paying to hire Urbis.

It's like advertising a trip to New York on Concord for £500, taking the money and then on the day you find out you are going with Easy Jet and everyone else has paid £300.
Punk Football

Spot on. Apart from the important bit - the 89 doesn't go past the Bluebell.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Spot on. Apart from the important bit - the 89 doesn't go past the Bluebell.

Well it did when I lived there until 15 years ago!
The 88 / 89 / 112

 

[swpswp]

Well it did when I lived there until 15 years ago!
The 88 / 89 / 112

I think they changed things the day after you left.

 

[Mostonisblue]

I’m looking forward to tuning in to the splitters online meeting tonight to see them vote through the changes for next season. They’ve already voted to ditch pay what you can afford & dodgy donations on top of season tickets.

On tonight’s agenda they’re looking to vote to allow themselves to spend money on sports tv subscriptions. Those last bastions leading the charge against modern football & tv companies dictating kick off times want to pay to subscribe to them ?!? overlooking the fact that most people in Moston wouldn’t be seen dead in there & the bar is open only on match days. The board are also proposing to vote on more than doubling the membership price.

I’ll suffer through the terrible sound quality of the meeting as it might be my last one. My insider who’s been a member for twenty years has already told me if the price goes up to £60 he won’t be renewing as this is so far away from what he and others thought they were stepping away from back in 2005

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

The cunts are only doing that because loads of the lemmings(unfortunately lots of my mates-fuckin wrong ens) go in the Bluebell before and after the game,especially if big cunts are on. The irony of paying sky etc to put on the club they so desperately wanted to get away from. They have absolutely no self awareness.

I’m looking forward to tuning in to the splitters online meeting tonight to see them vote through the changes for next season. They’ve already voted to ditch pay what you can afford & dodgy donations on top of season tickets.

On tonight’s agenda they’re looking to vote to allow themselves to spend money on sports tv subscriptions. Those last bastions leading the charge against modern football & tv companies dictating kick off times want to pay to subscribe to them ?!? overlooking the fact that most people in Moston wouldn’t be seen dead in there & the bar is open only on match days. The board are also proposing to vote on more than doubling the membership price.

I’ll suffer through the terrible sound quality of the meeting as it might be my last one. My insider who’s been a member for twenty years has already told me if the price goes up to £60 he won’t be renewing as this is so far away from what he and others thought they were stepping away from back in 2005

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I’m looking forward to tuning in to the splitters online meeting tonight to see them vote through the changes for next season. They’ve already voted to ditch pay what you can afford & dodgy donations on top of season tickets.

On tonight’s agenda they’re looking to vote to allow themselves to spend money on sports tv subscriptions. Those last bastions leading the charge against modern football & tv companies dictating kick off times want to pay to subscribe to them ?!? overlooking the fact that most people in Moston wouldn’t be seen dead in there & the bar is open only on match days. The board are also proposing to vote on more than doubling the membership price.

I’ll suffer through the terrible sound quality of the meeting as it might be my last one. My insider who’s been a member for twenty years has already told me if the price goes up to £60 he won’t be renewing as this is so far away from what he and others thought they were stepping away from back in 2005

I’m sure between us we can have a whip round for £60 and become a member ;)

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I wonder how much Captain Cripple is getting for this freak show?