Ferguson retires - Moyes new manager

Death threats already apparently from both blue Mickeys angry at him walking away from them, and rags angry at the possible sale of grannyshagger. Stay classy lads.
 
Well regarding Moyes, i think it's time to bring out the champaign lads,

Hope he stays at the swamps for at least few years
 
So wait, I'm confused. Charity Shields are proper trophies now? And as are League championships? So that whole 35 years thing was just a lie. I'm gutted.
 
Fuck me guys, just woke up and had this mental dream. Stay with me on this because its a cracker! Anyway, Slurgie announces his retirement from the game, queue the expected meltdown over on Sadcafe and every corner of the press imaginable. They all think Mourinho is coming to replace him but, now are you ready for this one.........DAVID FUCKING MOYES turns up at the swamp as their new manager! Just woke up literally laughing at this and the Mrs said what's so funny. So I told here and then she put Sly Sports News on and it's fucking true!!!

LMFAO!!!
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
City Raider said:
So has anyone read anything approaching the truth in todays papers ie liar, hypocrite, bully? Or is it all blowing smoke up his arse?

The media's elevation of this man to god-like status has set the standard for many of the problems in todays game - where winning covers all sins and behaviour
When Robert Maxwell first died the press (and not just his own publications) was full to the brim of eulogies about "the man who saved the Mirror". It took a while for the hyenas to be sure that the corpse was cold before they feasted upon it.
Quite apt that's about it in a nutshell
 
Freestyler said:
Let's be honest it's not what most United fans wanted, the funny thing is he's suddenly now become an 'exceptional manager', sorry i must have missed all those trophies he's won the past 24 hours...

IMAGINE the backlash and the jokes from the media if City replaced Mancini with Moyes?. They'd be laughing and he would be a bad replacement. But it seems cause he's going United, he's suddenly some sort of cult hero. Media biased shocker as per usual...

Over the moon he's gone to the swamp, brave face from loads of rags i know. Some are shitting it at the prospect of us properly shifting everything our way.

Delighted with the appointment, tick tock you red bastards.

Tim cahill has said and I quote "there were only two choices for the united job, Guardiola or Moyes"..

I mean...what the actual fuck ??
 
samharris said:
Freestyler said:
Let's be honest it's not what most United fans wanted, the funny thing is he's suddenly now become an 'exceptional manager', sorry i must have missed all those trophies he's won the past 24 hours...

IMAGINE the backlash and the jokes from the media if City replaced Mancini with Moyes?. They'd be laughing and he would be a bad replacement. But it seems cause he's going United, he's suddenly some sort of cult hero. Media biased shocker as per usual...

Over the moon he's gone to the swamp, brave face from loads of rags i know. Some are shitting it at the prospect of us properly shifting everything our way.

Delighted with the appointment, tick tock you red bastards.

Tim cahill has said and I quote "there were only two choices for the united job, Guardiola or Moyes"..

I mean...what the actual fuck ??

That is the most head-scratching quote of 've heard in a decade.
 

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