Food that can do one

[Blue Mist]

Marzipan. Blow me.

If it's a choice I'll eat the marzipan and I hate marzipan

 

[Manc in London]

Beetroot. No food should be purple and neither should it turn other food the same colour. The texture is dreadful too.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Marzipan. Blow me.

You eat poutine though and that makes you a horrible food ****.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Beetroot. No food should be purple and neither should it turn other food the same colour. The texture is dreadful too.

Also turns your dumps purple. For that split second you get a horrible feeling until you remember you had beetroot

 

[Barcon]

You eat poutine though and that makes you a horrible food ****.

Cheese, chips, gravy.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Cheese, chips, gravy.

Dirty bastard.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Anything white and unhealthy like rice, pasta, bread. All gotta be wholemeal.

All greasy shit like fish and chips.
All meat..

Bloody hell I bet you're fun to eat out with!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Anything white and unhealthy like rice, pasta, bread. All gotta be wholemeal.

All greasy shit like fish and chips.
All meat..

Well, this explains why you’ve lived to age 137 doesn’t it? :)

 

[MCFC Wirral]

TGI Fridays by all accounts.

 

[BrianW]

Tripe. Cowheel. Pigs' trotters.
If they served that shite in prisons they could halve sentences in compensation and the deterrent would be twice as severe.