football gestures that make you laugh

[baldybouncer]

Players who can't spit properly and end up covering themselves in their own gob!! Priceless!

 

[BlueTG]

Not so much a gesture but, screaming "away" every time a corner comes in. No fucking shit genius.

I thought that was a keeper thing, I did it when I played in goal so if I shouted away the defenders knew there wasnt a chance Id be contesting the same ball, where as if I shouted keepers ball the defenders would know to leave it opposed to if I didnt shout anything I'd clatter into everyone or leave them in hesitation.

 

[lloydie]

I love RM's upward karate chop when we score but my attempts to emulate it in his cool and assured manner have only brought derision in the pub :(

 

[PSmyth07]

That daft thing that Clattenburg did when he didn't give us a penalty at United (Anderson on Micah).

 

[Wheelsy]

Re: Re: football gestures that make you laugh

That daft thing that Clattenburg did when he didn't give us a penalty at United (Anderson on Micah).

Ah the old "drying your hands at a public restroom" gesture. I'm still fucking clueless.

 

[DTeacher]

 

[another generation]

Mancini slapping his thigh in frustration. Think it was during the Liverpool cup match. He'd make a great principal boy in a pantomime with a thigh-slap like that. Team him up with Džeko and the 7 dwarves, and we've got a winner.

 

[DTeacher]

Mancini slapping his thigh in frustration. Think it was during the Liverpool cup match. He'd make a great principal boy in a pantomime with a thigh-slap like that. Team him up with Džeko and the 7 dwarves, and we've got a winner.

 

[another generation]

Mancini slapping his thigh in frustration.

Aye, that's the lad. Love to see someone post a gif of the thigh-slapping. Trying to think of suitable background music....

 

[DTeacher]

Sorry AG, can't find one.

I'll post it if I find one. ;o)