footballers faces you would never tire of punching

That smug arsed face Arjen Robben pulls when he scores deserves a right hook with some heavy rings on.
 
I'm no cynic said:
Daniel Sturridge. Just has the kind of face I want to slap. And while I mention him, as anyone ever seen a worse goal scoring celebration than his? Makes me want to puke every time I see it.
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Gareth Bale's stock celebration is far gayer.
 
It's a good job Nasri plays for City because he has a very annoying, punchable face.
 
goat boy said:
Jordan Henderson. Identikit looking twat. Typical skill-less run a lot English footballer. We'd have failed all human decency if we'd let that mug get a league medal.
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What about Nosferatu in the centre of their defence? Trying to swap shirts while the game is still going on. And he looks like an inmate of Walton prison on the run. Wanker.
 
Rio Ferdinand when he pulls that trying-to-look-hard face.
Sturridge when he dies that stupid dance.
Elano - i never liked him for some reason.
Sergio fucking Busquets - i hate that cheating twunt!

But most of all I would like to take a cricket bat to Luis Suarez!
 
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