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FanchesterCity said:England's Geography
Woolwich / Arsenal - a part of South London situated in North London. One of England's primary import regions. Many raw goods will pass through this region but not before basic processing has occurred prior to shipment to East Manchester where the products are polished and paired with Silverware.
Liverpool - a region renowned for its candlelit coast and choirs that rejoice in former glories. The language spoken in this region has its own dialect, referred to a 'vulgar', 'delusional' or 'incoherent'. This region is also renowned for its exports to Spain. Not a bad place if you're looking for a light bite.
Salford / Stretford - an area where time seems to have stood still, Locals refer to this is jovially as 'Fergie Time' but is more widely known as 'a Victorian swamp' amongst discerning scholars.
Tottingham - Another region of North London, but annexed from the general public frequently. At least twice a year, a shooting tournament is held between the local police force, and young athletes carrying hand crafted firearms. Celebrations go on well into the night with ad hoc bonfires and fireworks in the main streets, lit by local children.
ManUre fans we refer to as 'rags' - there's a lot of deeper history just in that fact alone
Liverpool are the (bin)dippers
Tottenham the Spuds.
Then you have the red (arsenal) and blue (Chelsea) Tarquins, referencing McManus's concise definition, because it is a, "Posh twat name probably given by posh twat parents in Surrey."