Funniest Chants ...

[GSW Blue]

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always watching Porn
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tony Vaughan

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Posh spice is a slapper,
She has a dodgy motor,
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Shaun Goater

 

[SS117]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She has a smelly back door,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Adebayor

 

[benCTID]

Kippax to John Fashanu , when his brother came out , " does your brother wank you off "

He (John Fashanu) missed a sitter and the Kippax sang "you couldn't score with your brother"

hahahaha

 

[Bluemoon115]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves to ride a cock
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Horlock

 

[kenzie115]

Three of the best ive heard are:

Theres only 2 andy gorams ( after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia )

You can stick your f*cking wednesdays up your arse, cos we only play in europe thursday nights ( after we failed to make champs league last year )

and when bradford were playing us years ago they started chanting your shit and you know you are, we then went and scored and we retorted we're shit and we're beating you

and one i read about was when bobby zamora was playing in the lower leagues apparently his fans used to chant when he gets the ball and he scores a goal thats zamora to the tune of thats amore to which the opposition fans retorted when the ball hits his head and it ends in row z thats zamora lol

Things like this actually make me miss us being shit, you'd never get that at CoMS.

 

[Lucky13]

Against Watford , He's bald , he's queer , he take's it up the rear , Elton John , Elton John.

 

[stimo]

Been a few belters to Ashley Cole at our place

john and edward
are shagging your wife
john and edward
are shagging your wife

simon cowell
is shagging your wife etc...

you stupid cockney bastard

there was on about wayne bridge and cheryl but i've forgotten now

also when we were getting hammered 4-0 by arsenal: we're shit, and we know we are. Not neccesarily the funniest chant, but its a nice reminder of how our fans used to be - making light of any situation with our humour - ah well.

 

[droylsdenblue]

Anyone remember singing this one at Derby when their manager (Tommy Docherty)was in the news for shagging Mary Brown?

He Shot
He cum
all over Mary's bum
Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc

The whole grown burst out laughing..

 

[Bluemoon99]

also when we were getting hammered 4-0 by arsenal: we're shit, and we know we are. Not neccesarily the funniest chant, but its a nice reminder of how our fans used to be - making light of any situation with our humour - ah well.

We also started singing were going to win the league as well when 4-0 down to arsenal.

Need to hold on to this type of laugh it off attitude!!