Funniest/cleverest chants

[Russian Hat]

Following on from our new version of the follow follow chant which i think is brilliant, what is the funniest or cleverest chant you've heard from us or the opposition

What are the new words

 

[goatfeeder100]

Remember being tickled as a kid hearing there's only one whoopie Goldberg, walking in a whoopie wonderland sang when Rufus Brevett was playing against us at maine road.

 

[Eds]

What are the new words

Follow, follow, follow
City's taking the piss and you know
All that money you spent
Since Ferguson went
And you'll never win four in a row

 

[SWP COME HOME!!]

We played an FA Cup game at Preston & Graham Poll was the ref. Naturally he got the usual song when any decision went against us. Then he awarded us a penalty & we all sang "One Graham Poll, there's only one Graham Poll". Even he was laughing at that.

Think that was away at Hillsborough rather than Deepdale. Remember Samaras scoring the penalty and based on how shite we were that day it was the only way we were going to break the deadlock. Graham Poll was still an Arsehole though

 

[malg]

'You won the league, in black and white.
You won the league, in black and white.'

Very good

 

[Blue Mist]

The one I loved and still do......

On Saturday morning my girlfriend said
Stay at home and I'll give you head
I'm sorry my love I must refuse
I'm off to watch
The mighty Blues

25 years and were still here etc.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Tim Howard's song was a good one...and he wasn't too pleased about it if I recall

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I do have a chuckle whenever I see or hear Mourinho. That coat from Matalan!

 

[Stephen230]

‘Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife’

To Harry Kewell.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

-Going down! Going down! Going down!
-So are we! So are we! So are we!