Funniest/cleverest chants

[Indaparkside]

His neck scars said he'd lost his head tevez, tevez
you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez
you argie twat, u ugly ****,
they sewed ur head on back to front,
carlos tevez, herman munster head


Best ever

Then we’re sorry for the hurtful words I bet you’ve shagged a load of birds when we signed him

 

[BlueKolarovWorker]

"He's gonna shit in a minute" to Darren Fletcher.

I used to think it somewhat cruel but then he took the piss with his lads and the academy so bollocks to him!!!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Funniest has to be.
Your fucking shit .
To the rags.

Love it.
And it's true

 

[napoleon dynamite]

Aye aye yippy his dad's got a chippy
Aye Aye yippy sun jihai

 

[Blue Mist]

Aye aye yippy his dad's got a chippy
Aye Aye yippy sun jihai

Or the other version
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy
Daddy own a chippy, daddy own a chippy
(Shouted) Wha' you wan'.

 

[Blue Mist]

The above has reminded ded me of this classic (Tune Sun Arise Rolf Harris.

Sun Jihai, Lucien Mettomo
Sun Jihai, Lucien Mettomo,
Kevin Keegan, Ali Berbarbia.

 

[BedsBlue68]

On Shameless - frank is in a van - cracked me up (Id not heard it before)

"My old man said be a Man U Fan
I said "F*ck off Father you're a c*nt"

 

[Kinkybyname]

PNE fans to Blackpool fans (to the tune of Three Lions - it's coming home) Oyston was in prison at this time

He's sewing sacks,
he's sewing sacks...
Oyston's sewing sacks

immediate response from the lashers (to the same tune)

He's shagged your wife,
He's shagged your wife...
Oyston's shagged your wife

 

[Kinkybyname]

If You Tolerate Rix, then Your Children Will Be Next

 

[Kinkybyname]

to Gerrard:

What's that coming over your wife, is it a gangsta?