Funniest remark heard at City game?

Was at a city v utd reserves game a long time back (early 90's). It was the night after Giggs missed his penalty after doing keepy ups on the way to the spot.

Anyway, good friend of mine spots Giggs a couple of rows back wearing a 'dearstalker' type hat when he came out with...

"Hey Giggs! You looked a right twat when you missed that Penalty last night, but you look an even bigger twat tonight wearing that hat!"

There was a decent crowd and everyone turned around, saw Giggs in his hat and burst out laughing. Can't remember who he was with, but they started laughing too. He didn't stick around long after that.
 
Sheffield Wednesday away in the FA Cup in 2007 always sticks in my mind. We were all giving Graham Poll abuse shouting the referee's a wanker until he gave us a penalty, then we all started singing there's only one Graham Poll. He turned, looked at the fans and smiled.

Another which wasn't at City, But at Oldham. My ex was a Latics fan and we went to watch Oldham vrs Huddersfield in the FA Cup. We took my little boy, who only wanted to go to see the Owl. Latic's were losing and when they came back on at Half time my son shouted full blast. Referee will you blow the wistle, i'm bored and want to go home. My ex never offered to take him to Latics ever again.
 
My mate told me a good one from saturday against fulham, when Lescott was coming on for Silva near the end, a bloke next to him said "I see we're going like for like"
 
Wasnt at a match but last Saturday night when Joe Corrigan and Tommy Booth turned up at Mother Macs pub in town.
Iwas having a piss in the bogs when Big Joe came in, i said to him Joe couldnt you have saved that Ricky Villa goal in the 81 cup final replay, quick as anything he replied ''do you want to see my man of the match trophy'' cue general piss taking from assembled tanked up blues, magic
 
Moggzy said:
It was a few years ago, lescott was at everton and he was playing left back. The toffees had a throw in, lescott taking it, when the guy next to me shouted...


Lescott you ugly twat, you look like you've been bobbing for apples in a chip pan!

I almost wet myself.

Good for us JL didn't take if to heart and became top of the league :)
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They loved Joleoninho at EFC - until he wanted to leave!
 
I wasn't there but someone once posted a bloke was pissed up and when he saw Mpenza on the pitch started shouting It's the Searchers, come on needles and singing Needles and Pins. Still makes me laugh now.
 
Not City-related, but as I've never been you'll have to forgive me..

I'm a St Kilda man in the AFL and my father tells this story:

The Saints had a player in the mid-70's by the name of Doug Booth; one week a dog ran onto the field during a game and he kicked the poor bugger trying to get it off the field.

A few weeks later as he was launching into a shot at goal, he stubbed his foot into the ground, entirely missing the ball. An old wit in the outer at our footy shouted, "Whats the matter Booth? Hasn't it got a f*#king tail?
 
Not in good taste but I remember when we were playing the rags at Maine Rd Dwight York had a shot that went well wide and some bloke shouted " Fu*k me your son has got better eyesight than you ".
 
Whilst not a remark at a City game, one of the funniest football stories I've heard was about former Southampton defender Francis Benali.

In the run up to one particular Christmas, someone stole the Christmas tree from the foyer at Southampton. A week later, they received a ransom note saying:

"Drop Benali or the tree gets it!"
 
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