Funniest thing you have heard at a match

keith Curley Watts said:
At MaineRoad a guy kept standing up abusing players coming out with a right load of rubbish, the guy unfortunately had IAN 9 on the back of his shirt. After coming out with constant non sense one fan shouted "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP IAN" the guy was baffled looking around for who shouted it with no luck, he couldnt figure out his name was on his shirt, a few moments later he hurled some more abuse out to which about 20 different fans all shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP IAN" "SIT DOWN IAN" "STOP TALKING SHITE IAN" the guy turned round again slightly embarrassed to about 1000 blues all laughing at him, eventually one fan put him out of his misery by reminding him his name was on his shirt. The man then sat down put his coat on and kept pretty much quiet for the whole game, whilst the "WHATS YOUR OPINION IAN" "TELL EM IAN" "YOUR MUMS ON THE PHONE IAN" comments rained in for the duration. HILARIOUS GAME :)
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Just fooking LOL
 
Solihull Samba Boys said:
Same trip about an hour later some rather attractive blonde lasses walk through the high street to a chorus of cheers, closely followed by two 'less attractive' women to widespread booing, was a classic City moment!
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Something similar happened at Darwen station, two pretty girls got cheered then when their fat friend followed them she got "who's the fatty in the blue".

"OY Carvalho you sperm head!" classic.
 
My mates a gunner and he was at emirates just after Ashley cole had an an affair and the song went somethin lyk

1 man went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley
2 men went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 men 2 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
3 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
4 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men and their mobile phone w1ent to bed with ashley
5 men went to bed went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men and thier mobile phone went to bed with ashley
6 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
7 men went to bed went to bed with ashely. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
8 men went to bed went to bed with ashely 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley.
9 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men and their moblie phone went to bed with ashley.
10 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley, 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
we all went to bed. went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and all of us and our mobile phones went to bed with ashley!
 
Moonster said:
My mates a gunner and he was at emirates just after Ashley cole had an an affair and the song went somethin lyk

1 man went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley
2 men went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 men 2 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
3 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
4 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men and their mobile phone w1ent to bed with ashley
5 men went to bed went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men and thier mobile phone went to bed with ashley
6 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
7 men went to bed went to bed with ashely. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
8 men went to bed went to bed with ashely 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley.
9 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men and their moblie phone went to bed with ashley.
10 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley, 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
we all went to bed. went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and all of us and our mobile phones went to bed with ashley!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related[/youtube]
 
i thought it was just a couple of them singing it, then suddenly everyone joined in on the last bit, quality
 
Can't beat Andy Brownrigg though...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU[/youtube]
 
What about this lot..
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E&feature=related[/youtube]
 
Pearson said:
Moonster said:
My mates a gunner and he was at emirates just after Ashley cole had an an affair and the song went somethin lyk

1 man went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley
2 men went to bed. went to bed with Ashley. 1 men 2 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
3 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
4 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men and their mobile phone w1ent to bed with ashley
5 men went to bed went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men and thier mobile phone went to bed with ashley
6 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
7 men went to bed went to bed with ashely. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
8 men went to bed went to bed with ashely 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley.
9 men went to bed went to bed with ashley. 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men and their moblie phone went to bed with ashley.
10 men went to bed. went to bed with ashley, 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and their mobile phone went to bed with ashley
we all went to bed. went to bed with ashley 1 men 2 men 3 men 4 men 5 men 6 men 7 men 8 men 9 men 10 men and all of us and our mobile phones went to bed with ashley!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related[/youtube]
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Thats superb co-ordination.

I prefered these ones.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFkhfrUZDo[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9cbx47QGA[/youtube]
 
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