Funniest thing you have heard at a match

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A few years ago, stood on the Kippax, someone shouted to a ref or opponent, I don't remember which,

"... and I hope your fucking kids walk backwards!" It was hilarious and stuck with me ever since...

 

[sheephead23]

just found this...quality <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epqG_OWS-28" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epqG_OWS-28</a>

 

[BlueMooney]

What about this lot..
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E&feature=related[/youtube]

It's things like this that make me lose faith in humanity.

 

[lee-mcfc]

some weird woman was sat like 2 seats away from us at home and everytime petrov had the ball she stood up n went " THERE'S MY BABY PETROV SEX ME UP BABY!!" and there was loads of children around her! :| we were laughing our heads off.

 

[Blue Dan]

Pre season friendly at bury a few years ago. Steve mcmanaman was doing his usual running around pointing everywhere. Some guy stands up behind us and shouts 'fuck off mcmanaman, you should have been a fucking brickie'.

Last derby at maine rd 'gary neville is a blue'

This ones probably been said but when we played southampton 'harry redknapp shit on you' to the tune of amarillo

Last game of the season at coms a few years ago, we beat everton 5-1. Leon osman was warming up infront of me and my brother. Wasnt sure who he was then so looked for his number in the programme and he wasnt listed so i stood up and started singing 'who the fucking hell are you' he gave me the v's behind his back then half the stand stood up and joined in my song. Class!

I remember the Leon Osman two fingered salute. We must have been sat near each other.

Also from that game, Duncan Ferguson was warming up with a bandage on his hand. Bloke behind me stands up and says "Oi Duncan, is that a wanking injury?" Ferguson just glared back at him, looking like he'd have no qualms about jumping into the stand and kicking fuck out of the abuser. Needless to say, the bloke kept pretty quiet after that.

I also remember playing Southampton at COMS a few years ago and a fat bloke with a really high pitched, girly voice hurling abuse at Saints goalie Rob Jones for no reason whatsoever. "Hey Jones, you're mam's a slag!"

Finally, Kevin Keegan's first game in charge, a pre-season friendly at Halifax. The game can't be more than 20 seconds old and City are nonchalantly keeping possession. Bloke in the crowd goes "Hey, we look good don't we?"

We proved to be awesome that season, so he clearly knew a good thing when he saw it.

 

[allan harper]

Lancaster city v curzon ashton last night
City scoring a last minute winner to win 3-2

Cries of "wemberly wemberly

 

[i8therags]

Can't beat Andy Brownrigg though...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU[/youtube]

Just split my sides this morning at this one..Is he a player and is he one of their own?I take it he;s a good looking b"sterd.LMFAO

 

[Didsbury Dave]

The next home game after the 5-1 derby.

bloke behind me in Main Stand says "The pitch looks good today". His mate pipes up "Well it should do, it had £13 million pounds worth of shit on it last week"

 

[tomb17]

The city fans who were singing shauny wright wright wright, to one of the ball boys last year calling him shaun wright phillips

 

[bluemoondays]

Not heard it so not sure if it qualifies but makes me pmsl.

Rangers keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia and opposing team chant was "There's only two Andy Goram's, two Andy Goram's"