Funniest thing you have heard at a match

[Adebayor's Hat]

guy in the north stand level 1, city fill be passing the ball winning 2-0, 3-0, and he'd shout "COME ON CITY, GET YOUR SKATES ON!" and used to say it every game, then a guy come who didn't know him and when he heard this old fella say "GET YOUR SKATES ON!" he turned around and said "where not at fucking dancing on ice!" ahaha, he still says it!

 

[SouthstandCarlos]

In the bogs at coms waiting for a piss when some lad shouts "any more than 3 shakes its a fukin wank". made me laugh.

 

[The Iceman Cometh]

Stranraer v Grenick Morton about 6 years ago (don't ask).

The referee turned his ankle and had to be carried off to the strains of "You're not fit to referee!"

City v Everton (the 11 am kick off)
One particular dull moment of many I shouted "c'mon City, we're missing Country File for this!" which brought a big laugh.

 

[Balti]

Anyone sit near that fat bird in the Kippax near the Platty. She shouted the same things all the time all through the game every game:

Defending - ''Get it out''
Breaking - ''Get it up''
Attacking - ''Get it in''

Some bloke finally cracks and shouts out 'Get it out, get it up and get it in?.....thank fuck I'm not married to you luv'.

Hundreds cheered. Think she moved seats.

 

[sdm]

West Ham away a few years ago,me and the lads are blind pissed drunk by Sandbach services.Anyway,we get down there and carry on slurping,gets in the ground it's a shite 0-0 draw and the natives were very quiet. Que 4,000 blues."It's just like being in church,it's just like being in church"

 

[Randomer]

West Ham away a few years ago,me and the lads are blind pissed drunk by Sandbach services.Anyway,we get down there and carry on slurping,gets in the ground it's a shite 0-0 draw and the natives were very quiet. Que 4,000 blues."It's just like being in church,it's just like being in church"

Was that an FA cup game?

Sure i went to that. I was i'll as fook and had to drive there and back whilst the lads were pissed as farts. All the way there for a crappy nil nil :(

 

[sheephead23]

a fair bit mate, i'l ask my mate if he still has the photo

If you find it pm me or post it in this thread

there you go, i still dont know why it was so funny!
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[whalley ranger]

The next home game after the 5-1 derby.

bloke behind me in Main Stand says "The pitch looks good today". His mate pipes up "Well it should do, it had £13 million pounds worth of shit on it last week"

Quality

 

[sdm]

West Ham away a few years ago,me and the lads are blind pissed drunk by Sandbach services.Anyway,we get down there and carry on slurping,gets in the ground it's a shite 0-0 draw and the natives were very quiet. Que 4,000 blues."It's just like being in church,it's just like being in church"

Was that an FA cup game?

Sure i went to that. I was i'll as fook and had to drive there and back whilst the lads were pissed as farts. All the way there for a crappy nil nil :(

No mate,it was a league game,they had James in net and sinclair on the wing.

 

[MCFC BOB]

If you find it pm me or post it in this thread

there you go, i still dont know why it was so funny!
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that was so funny.