Funny one-off chants

[Martyn]

Anyone remember "jesus give us a wave!! Jesus jesus give us a wave!!"
Followed by: "you've had your day out now fcuk off home!! Even you Jesus fcuk off home!!"

Think it was against Bolton or Blackburn couple of seasons ago.

 

[waterloo blue]

It was against Villa in the late seventies and the Villa were singing Elsie Tanner is a slag,to which the Kippax replied Sandy plays for Villa,na na na.
I remember it well and so did a Villa fan I work with,who said his dad had taken him to the game and said it was the highlight of the game.

 

[Maccblue]

Liverpool Boxing day 80's when we won.

Your just an ugly twat.....Ian Rush Ian Rush

 

[blueinmadrid]

Around 81 or 82 at home to Brighton, who had ex-rag Mickey Thomas playing for them. It had emerged in the papers that Mrs Thomas had had an extra-marital. Cue merciless chant of:

She's here, she's there,
she's everyf**kinwhere,
Thomas's wife, Thomas's wife!

Needless to say poor old Mickey had a mare and City pissed it 4-0.

 

[Maccblue]

In Madrid the blues were singing your just a shit Barcelona

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

To the Barca fans at the Nou Camp after we went one up in the Joan Gamper trophy. One nil in your Cup Final!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Sit down Mourinho, made funnier by the fact that he did as he was told. Followed up at the same match with, Your coats from Matalan.

Must have stemmed from the sit down pinochio chant aimed at Phil Neal everytime we played liverpool for a while, or at least until we went 2-1 up at anfield when it changed to stand up Pinochio.

-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:56 pm --

Sit down Mourinho, made funnier by the fact that he did as he was told. Followed up at the same match with, Your coats from Matalan.

Must have stemmed from the sit down pinochio chant aimed at Phil Neal everytime we played liverpool for a while, or at least until we went 2-1 up at anfield when it changed to stand up Pinochio.

you can say it twice if you like but it was still Phil Thompson not Phil Neal

 

[mrt4919]

We were playing Leeds at home in the late 80's, there was a chant from them lasting maybe 10 minutes or so of Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire.....
The Kippax waited till they ran out of steam and stopped before bursting into

What's it like to lose a war ?

Sheer perfection

 

[billfromthehill]

You ate all our chips
You ate all our chips
You fat bastard
You ate all our chips.

ye that ginger gordie tit haha

-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:13 pm --

"Wenger's scraping the barrel"

Sang in the Main stand when we were 4-0 down to Arsenal within 30 minutes and he brings Henry and Vieira on.

you told me that. i wasn,t there but many a bubble about you tellin me that a bit like r bench today dont u think lol.

 

[scotty123]

My mate just starts chanting Swales out on his own, not 20 odd years ago but now, he will do it at WBA on Saturday much to everybodys bemusement