Funny one-off chants

[Greggo]

My all time favourite Kippax black humour chant was when we played Barnsley at home during the Miners' Strike on Boxing Day 1984.
Spontaneous chant to the tune of Band Aid's Feed the World :
"Feed the Miners, let them know it's Christmas Time".

Very cruel, but hilarious at the time. It brought the house down - I think that even the Main Stand laughed.

I remember that, it was just after my dad had died and I wasn't going to go as it was Xmas but my mum told me to as my dad always loved Boxing Day city games and when I told her this chant we laughed for ages. Thanks for reminding me of it.
Most recent and I'm sorry if its already been said is singing to arsenal, your just our feeder club still piss my sides now remembering singing it whilst stood next to my gooner misses.

 

[Mike N]

"Wenger's scraping the barrel"

Sang in the Main stand when we were 4-0 down to Arsenal within 30 minutes and he brings Henry and Vieira on.

I really didnt like this kind of gallows humour. That night it was particularly cringy.

-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:56 pm --

We all live in a Robbie Fowler house

The worst chant ever sung by the blues. Shocking.

I aint gonna fall for an obvious wind up by asking 'You are joking right'...... but you are ...... aren't you ?

Not joking, I hated the song. Fat, lazy twat, stealing money from our club so he could buy more houses. The song made us look like a right bunch of knobs.

 

[billfromthehill]

at the glorious 6-0 defeat by liverpool at anfield

alan ball`s a footballing genius

yand he said we can take alot from this game??????e bad good one that sadly

 

[shadygiz]

your coats from matalan

 

[billfromthehill]

When Blobby Fowler was playing for us around his birthday
There was a player injured and receiving treatment, so whilst waiting for the corner to be taken, the South stand sang "we all live in a Robbie Fowler house" and followed it swiftly with a rendition of "Happy birthday to you"

Who was the goalie who was diagnosed with a bi polar disorder and we sang "Two .... .... there's only two ... ...."

andy gorams

-- Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:26 pm --

When Blobby Fowler was playing for us around his birthday
There was a player injured and receiving treatment, so whilst waiting for the corner to be taken, the South stand sang "we all live in a Robbie Fowler house" and followed it swiftly with a rendition of "Happy birthday to you"

Who was the goalie who was diagnosed with a bi polar disorder and we sang "Two .... .... there's only two ... ...."

It was Andy Gorum and he was schizophrenic. And so was Andy Gorum.

ur never alone with schizoprhenia f off spelling police lol

 

[invisableman]

Let's All Do a Thrown-In.

V stoke this was a classic

 

[billfromthehill]

Let's All Do a Thrown-In.

V stoke this was a classic

hahahaha rory had to retire as a footballer his arms av gone lol

 

[Anonymous]

As someones mentioned the game right after the news of darren fletchers illness like 4 guys near me tried to get "darren fletchers shitting his pants" going.

"Stand up if youve won the league" silly chavski twats.

Millwall singing "no one likes us we dont care, our reply "no one likes you coz youre shit"

 

[shadygiz]

always remember the rag fans singing "9-0 without cantona" to the ipswich fans...to which they replied "9-0 without grobelaar"

thought it was class

 

[the kippax kid]

'roy keane wanks his dog' whilst he was managing sunderland

i had to explain to my daughters who were about 7 or 8 at the time, whilst sat in the singing section, what everyone was singing so i told them we were singing 'roy keane walks his dog' to which they joined in next time it was sung, much to the amusement of the surrounding blues