Game of Thrones 4

jared said:
Dogtanian said:
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Well you need to find out what her favorite house is, it could give you the heads up about if she ever cuts your dick off etc.

Good thinking. I'm assuming different houses mean different things

Oh yeah man, if she likes the lesser houses it probably means she will take it up the arse, house Bolton means you will lose your knob,house Lannister means she will be very pricey and high maintenance,House Martell is what you want pal, she will probably bring a friend along!
 
Dogtanian said:
jared said:
Dogtanian said:
Well you need to find out what her favorite house is, it could give you the heads up about if she ever cuts your dick off etc.

Good thinking. I'm assuming different houses mean different things

Oh yeah man, if she likes the lesser houses it probably means she will take it up the arse, house Bolton means you will lose your knob,house Lannister means she will be very pricey and high maintenance,House Martell is what you want pal, she will probably bring a friend along!

Alright, I was asking for that. Fell right into it
 
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Just so long as you're not talking about my 17 year old daughter.
 
Gelsons Dad said:
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Just so long as you're not talking about my 17 year old daughter.

He wasn't, but I can guarantee you he is thinking about her now :)
 
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Ask her if she's enjoying the girl on girl action. Best to know in advance - she won't mind the question.
 
Gelsons Dad said:
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Just so long as you're not talking about my 17 year old daughter.

He probably just wants to get into her fur lined cockpit. (not your daughters like.)
 
paphos-mcfc said:
Gelsons Dad said:
jared said:
A girl I'm interested in is a huge fan of this tv series. Should I start watching this to increase my chances of shagging her? I mean is it worth the effort to slog through this fantasy mumbo jumbo?

Just so long as you're not talking about my 17 year old daughter.

He probably just wants to get into her fur lined cockpit. (not your daughters like.)

Cos she's shaved? Umm. I probably need to start running now, don't I?
 

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