Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

adr2.8i said:
What a weird clueless miserable twat garth crooks is......

Puts Haaland in his team of the week but then says this about him

Everything he touches at the moment seems to fly into the back of the net. His goal against Wolves at the weekend was a mishit, and much was made of his finish against Borussia Dortmund in midweek; some even dared to compare it to Johan Cruyff's goal against Brazil in 1974. It wasn't in the same class, never mind the same competition. Haaland's late winner against his old club in the Champions League, while vital in Manchester City's quest to lift the elusive European title, was a scruffy lunge in a desperate attempt to make contact with the ball. Cruyff's, on the other hand, was a brilliantly controlled side-foot volley as the player remained upright and suspended in mid-air. Admittedly, goals are goals, but some are better than others.
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Bitterness in all its glory.
 
adr2.8i said:
What a weird clueless miserable twat garth crooks is......

Puts Haaland in his team of the week but then says this about him

Everything he touches at the moment seems to fly into the back of the net. His goal against Wolves at the weekend was a mishit, and much was made of his finish against Borussia Dortmund in midweek; some even dared to compare it to Johan Cruyff's goal against Brazil in 1974. It wasn't in the same class, never mind the same competition. Haaland's late winner against his old club in the Champions League, while vital in Manchester City's quest to lift the elusive European title, was a scruffy lunge in a desperate attempt to make contact with the ball. Cruyff's, on the other hand, was a brilliantly controlled side-foot volley as the player remained upright and suspended in mid-air. Admittedly, goals are goals, but some are better than others.
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WTF is he babbling on about?

Any fan of Cruyff (me included) knew immediately which Cruyff goal it was being compared to.

No-one compared it to Cruyffs goal against Brazil in 1974 - that's how thick Garth is.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Did he ever say anything similar about Rooney's shinned goal in the derby?

"Haaland's late winner against his old club in the Champions League was a scruffy lunge in a desperate attempt to make contact with the ball."
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Seemed a strange comment to make when the games being considered were in the Premier League. Maybe he’s been bollocked for being pro City.
 
adr2.8i said:
What a weird clueless miserable twat garth crooks is......

Puts Haaland in his team of the week but then says this about him

Everything he touches at the moment seems to fly into the back of the net. His goal against Wolves at the weekend was a mishit, and much was made of his finish against Borussia Dortmund in midweek; some even dared to compare it to Johan Cruyff's goal against Brazil in 1974. It wasn't in the same class, never mind the same competition. Haaland's late winner against his old club in the Champions League, while vital in Manchester City's quest to lift the elusive European title, was a scruffy lunge in a desperate attempt to make contact with the ball. Cruyff's, on the other hand, was a brilliantly controlled side-foot volley as the player remained upright and suspended in mid-air. Admittedly, goals are goals, but some are better than others.
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Crooks is worried that Haaland will surpass his own memorable achievements --- lol
 
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