Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[bluechippie]

Girth Crooks is a fat twat!

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Blue Til Death]

That’s him as a baby mate, This is him at infant school ..

 

[Gazza]

Might as well be "Pam Ayres team of the week" for the amount of football knowledge involved.

Oooo I do like the number that is seven
Because it doth rhyme with number eleven
Terence Trent at number 3
Just who will I match with him perfectly
I've put Foden down on the sheet
A loan out to Stoke would be a treat
Harlaand will never score many goals
He's not as versatile as Paul Scholes

 

[Phil1]

This prick doesn’t deserve any bandwidth. Fat frog ****.

 

[tregyblue61]

KDB, Foden and Haaland this week.

Oh, and this little nugget:

The Crooks of the Matter​

Well, at last, pitch invaders at Premier League and EFL matches will now receive an automatic club ban under new measures to tackle fan behaviour. What I don't understand is what has taken football's authorities so long to implement the obvious? These measures should have been in place years ago. Certainly after the pitch invasion when Manchester City beat QPR to clinch the Premier League title in 2012.

The delay in issuing banning orders and prosecutions has only served to embolden the offenders who now think they can bring pyrotechnics and smoke bombs to games in some perverse attempt to enhance their presence without so much as a thought for player safety.

Banning orders and jail sentences for serious offenders are the only measures than can cure the game of this pestilence.

 

[Gray]

KDB, Foden and Haaland this week.

Oh, and this little nugget:

The Crooks of the Matter​

Well, at last, pitch invaders at Premier League and EFL matches will now receive an automatic club ban under new measures to tackle fan behaviour. What I don't understand is what has taken football's authorities so long to implement the obvious? These measures should have been in place years ago. Certainly after the pitch invasion when Manchester City beat QPR to clinch the Premier League title in 2012.

The delay in issuing banning orders and prosecutions has only served to embolden the offenders who now think they can bring pyrotechnics and smoke bombs to games in some perverse attempt to enhance their presence without so much as a thought for player safety.

Banning orders and jail sentences for serious offenders are the only measures than can cure the game of this pestilence.

What a miserable twat. If he had had to suffer years of failure and were on the verge of fucking up our first PL title, then even he might have invaded the pitch after the miracle that happened that day.

Completely irrelevant lump of lard.

 

[manimanc]

Can't wait to see his team of the week.

 

[madloaf]

August: I am not in the slightest bit swayed by the over-the-top predictions that this lad can score 30 or 40 goals in the Premier League.

October: Is it any wonder the Norwegian superstar put Manchester United to the sword and is scoring goals all day long.

 

[Gray]

We managed to get rid of Ronnie Irani, can’t we get rid of this puffed up wind bag?