Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[Stoned Rose]

FYI here is a picture of Monica on her way to court where she started proceedings against Garth Crook for omitting her and the shit stirring about Sterling. Inside Source tells me she is fuming and said (quote) "After I turned those fuckers over at UEFA, who does this C*nt Garth Crook thinks he is, I will have him, watch this space..."

Is that Tebas in her bag?

 

[avoidconfusion]

Is that Tebas in her bag?

Either in her bag or under her heel!

 

[Gray]

The clown has got Mendy as one of the defenders you can select. Obviously ghost written for him but can’t he see what a tit it is making him look?

 

[KS55]

Is that Tebas in her bag?

Mmmmmmmmonica.

 

[M12Blue]

The clown has got Mendy as one of the defenders you can select. Obviously ghost written for him but can’t he see what a tit it is making him look?

Should pile on and vote for him

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The clown has got Mendy as one of the defenders you can select. Obviously ghost written for him but can’t he see what a tit it is making him look?

He clearly has zero self respect.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

He clearly has zero self respect.

no fkin brain more like

 

[jayfx]

I've said it for years, he cleary does not watch the games. I'm not sure he even watches MOTD, he probably just scans through the results, looks at scorers, assists and clean sheets, then, possibly looks which of the players he can find interesting facts about, and selects his team up from there. It's not a bias thin.
I suppose it's difficult for anyone to pull him on it, as he can just claim it's a matter of opinion, but it's obvious to anyone that watches games, that's he's getting away with just making it up. He probably starts his Team of the Week about an hour before it's due in.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've said it for years, he cleary does not watch the games. I'm not sure he even watches MOTD, he probably just scans through the results, looks at scorers, assists and clean sheets, then, possibly looks which of the players he can find interesting facts about, and selects his team up from there. It's not a bias thin.
I suppose it's difficult for anyone to pull him on it, as he can just claim it's a matter of opinion, but it's obvious to anyone that watches games, that's he's getting away with just making it up. He probably starts his Team of the Week about an hour before it's due in.

Not when he picks players who don't even play in his weekly sides.

 

[Eebo]

There is a glorious line in a Half Man Half Biscuit song that says “there is nothing worse than cleaning a sieve, with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks”