Gary Cook Gaff (Merged)

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LOL this cannot be simply dismissed as 'a slip of the tongue', I mean, for fucks sake, how fucking useless can you be?
 
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piss funny thread. DD what was you drinking last night? For me i think when the manager leaves maybe Cook will have to go too.
 
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markbmcfc said:
I hope redcafe don't see this thread. All it's done is confirm the accuracy of what they have called us for years. Bitter.

I'm as blue as they come, and see this as nothing more than an honest mistake. A very stupid one granted.

Bit OTT. Why would you care who saw it, its hardly a big deal. We didn't need this thread to know the City fans on here are, well... diverse in their thinkings.

Utd can never call us bitter; as the majority of our fans have a connection to Manchester, it would be easy to any one of us to claim to support them; and even easier for City fans who perhaps aren't so local.

Fact is, we chose to support City, regardless of Utd, they've got banners about us in their ground and sing songs about us in CL finals... Doesn't take a genius to work out the "bitters".
 
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I don't mind Cookie. I don't think he's a business genius as some seem to believe but he seems reasonably competent. However irrespective of whether this latest gaffe is true or not (can't be arsed to wade through 30 odd pages) I did say pretty much from day 1 that he should not be allowed anywhere near microphones or speak to the press because he is a walking gaffe machine.

From his comments about Hughes early on to the NFL model for the PL to his comments when the Kaka deal went south (which to be fair even Cookie admits he was an idiot to say what he said) or City being the global entertainers like the Harlem Globetrotters (or some such bollocks) it is clear that Cookie should not be allowed to speak in public.

Harsh but fair.

I also think the club and the fans whilst privately admitting to ourselves 'Gary you prize tit' should for public consumption laugh it off; give Gary a bit of affectionate, gentle ribbing and let it lie
 
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scotty said:
Apparently Gary Cook has just welcomed Uwe Rosler into the manchester United Hall of Fame. Everyone is going mad. the end of Gary fuck. the stupid Rag twat.
did a rag pal tell you this !
 
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This sounds to me like Cook has too many sherberts and got tongue-tied, which anyone who's had to do public speaking will understand.

The reaction to this on here though has absolutely shocked me - i thought city fans had the greatest sense of humour of all clubs. I thought we could laugh at ourselves. Is this not a moment to laugh at? 10 years ago no-one would have accidentally called us Utd cos we were in a different world to them. Now we're competing for 4th and we're accidentally being called Utd? I take that as a compliment of our current success. The more successful we are, the more this may happen. Admittedly i didnt expect it to start with our own CEO but never mind, shit happens.

Unfortunately the rags name is now a worldwide brand. The better we do and the higher up the table we are, the more likely it is that people will get confused because where they are used to saying "utd in the top 4" they are going to have to learn how to say "city are in the top 4".

I think this is a good problem for us to have to live with.

What i'm most pissed off about, is that our own fans booed during an Uwe Rosler speech. Disrespectful pricks.
 
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bluemoonchick said:
This sounds to me like Cook has too many sherberts and got tongue-tied, which anyone who's had to do public speaking will understand.

The reaction to this on here though has absolutely shocked me - i thought city fans had the greatest sense of humour of all clubs. I thought we could laugh at ourselves. Is this not a moment to laugh at? 10 years ago no-one would have accidentally called us Utd cos we were in a different world to them. Now we're competing for 4th and we're accidentally being called Utd? I take that as a compliment of our current success. The more successful we are, the more this may happen. Admittedly i didnt expect it to start with our own CEO but never mind, shit happens.

Unfortunately the rags name is now a worldwide brand. The better we do and the higher up the table we are, the more likely it is that people will get confused because where they are used to saying "utd in the top 4" they are going to have to learn how to say "city are in the top 4".

I think this is a good problem for us to have to live with.

What i'm most pissed off about, is that our own fans booed during an Uwe Rosler speech. Disrespectful pricks.

All of this. Just shows what some people are like on here.
 
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blue dallas said:
scotty said:
Apparently Gary Cook has just welcomed Uwe Rosler into the manchester United Hall of Fame. Everyone is going mad. the end of Gary fuck. the stupid Rag twat.
did a rag pal tell you this !

My dad was there he said it was bad. he said it was a great night up until that point where it all went tits up, I think a few blues had to be escorted out of the place cos they were going off their heads
 
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was everyone pissed up on here last night or what.....drop this pointless...pathetic....dire thread!!!
 
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The Fat el Hombre said:
I think a few blues had to be escorted out of the place cos they were going off their heads
Well they're wankers for taking themselves so seriously and deserve a slap. Simple as that.
 
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The Fat el Hombre said:
blue dallas said:
did a rag pal tell you this !

My dad was there he said it was bad. he said it was a great night up until that point where it all went tits up, I think a few blues had to be escorted out of the place cos they were going off their heads

ffs why though? Must be alcohol induced surely. I mean, even if it was as bad as it sounds, does it really need that sort of reaction? Seems a bit OTT to me.
 
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I haven't read all 32 pages but fuck me some people like a good moan don't they?

Bluemoon is getting embarrassing at times.
 
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I was there last night and have some sympathy for the guy having made a similar balls up during a Best Man speech when I toasted the Groom and his ex-wife rather than the new one. You get to the last sentance in your speech, the brain switches off while the mouth is still in gear and this what happens, especially if you have had a few scoops! Silly mistake, end of.
 
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markbmcfc said:
The Fat el Hombre said:
My dad was there he said it was bad. he said it was a great night up until that point where it all went tits up, I think a few blues had to be escorted out of the place cos they were going off their heads

ffs why though? Must be alcohol induced surely. I mean, even if it was as bad as it sounds, does it really need that sort of reaction? Seems a bit OTT to me.

Wanting to take a swing at the guy because of it is obivously OTT, but the people on here trying to pass this off as nothing need to seriously think for a second about how Garry Cooke's 'slip of the tongue' went down at a 60th anniversary OSC bash. To make a fuck up like that and not even try and make amends, make a joke or anything is just fucking shocking, apparently he just left it hanging there - Uwe Rosler in the manchester united hall of fame.

People on here can sit behind their PC screens and play it down as per usual but in the real world it's a colossal balls up, there's no two ways about it. Cookey was just starting to earn a bit of credibility after his early gaff's and now he fuckes up bigger than ever before
 
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The Fat el Hombre said:
pardoe said:
Well they're wankers for taking themselves so seriously and deserve a slap. Simple as that.
Were you there?
What's that got to do with it? You said people had to be escorted out, ergo they're wankers who need to learn how to behave. Makes no difference if i was there or not, either you're telling the truth or you aren't.
 
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buzzer1 said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Shrewd move by Cook which reflects commercial realities. The rags are still a bigger name commercailly than us so it would get more attention.

Why did Colin Shindler call his book "Manchester United Ruined My Life"? Because he knew it would sell more than one called "Manchester City Ruined My Life".

You are surely not suggesting that GC did this on purpose are you PB?

Yes I am. Things have been a bit quiet on the media front recently so maybe he decided to ginger things up a bit. Or maybe he's just a WUM.
 
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The Fat el Hombre said:
markbmcfc said:
ffs why though? Must be alcohol induced surely. I mean, even if it was as bad as it sounds, does it really need that sort of reaction? Seems a bit OTT to me.

Wanting to take a swing at the guy because of it is obivously OTT, but the people on here trying to pass this off as nothing need to seriously think for a second about how Garry Cooke's 'slip of the tongue' went down at a 60th anniversary OSC bash. To make a fuck up like that and not even try and make amends, make a joke or anything is just fucking shocking, apparently he just left it hanging there - Uwe Rosler in the manchester united hall of fame.

People on here can sit behind their PC screens and play it down as per usual but in the real world it's a colossal balls up, there's no two ways about it. Cookey was just starting to earn a bit of credibility after his early gaff's and now he fuckes up bigger than ever before

This^^^^
GC is our answer to Prince Phillip, and like Phillip, he is also a grade one nobhead.
 
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The Fat el Hombre said:
People on here can sit behind their PC screens and play it down as per usual but in the real world it's a colossal balls up
Nope, in the grand scheme of things it really doesn't bloody matter. Life's too short.
 

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