Gary Nevill In CBL3 Today

Neville is boring and monotone. He sends me to sleep.
He has no interesting buzz-words, nothing which grabs my attention.
He's had his sense of humour removed and his smile is so forced and unnatural it makes me want to vomit.

As for the content of his punditry, by then I've switched off.
 
Kaiser Soze said:
TBF the guys a 1st class cnut, but since he's been a pundit, he's slowly becoming a half decent sense talking cnut.

A cnut all the same tho!
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Thats my view too.....
 
ndjsleftnipple said:
Neville is boring and monotone. He sends me to sleep.
He has no interesting buzz-words, nothing which grabs my attention.
He's had his sense of humour removed and his smile is so forced and unnatural it makes me want to vomit.

As for the content of his punditry, by then I've switched off.
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'...to be honest....'


he's a twat.
 
manimanc said:
he has to be fair it`s part of his contract,he can`t go on there bigging up the sours at every opportunity and slagging us and everybody off,i bet inside he`ll be feeling sick to his stomach but he is coming across as a fair pundit..
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Wouldn't that be in Ray ''My Word'' Wilkins' contract as well then? Doesn't stop his Chelsea bias showing through though. Credit where credit's due re. Neville though. He's up there with Souness as the best pundit(s) on the box by miles. They both beat the hell out of the boring, senile old fuckers on MOTD. Keep it up Gary; we'll turn you from the dark side of the force yet!!
 
He's messing with one of my rocks to be quite honest. Death, taxes, and Gary Neville being a complete and utter ****. Frankly there isn't anyone else I want either commentating on or summarising our matches (especially with United but only if we win ;) the poor dear after that 6-1. Was ready to throw himself out of the window), but that probably says a lot about the other quality Sky has at their disposal. Still, if he'd played for City and had shown the sort of passion towards us that he showed towards that lot, he'd be a legend here.
 
Sorry I can't listen to that fuckwit Neville. And if somehow United get back to top, I'll be watching sky on mute!!
 
ndjsleftnipple said:
Neville is boring and monotone. He sends me to sleep.
He has no interesting buzz-words, nothing which grabs my attention.
He's had his sense of humour removed and his smile is so forced and unnatural it makes me want to vomit.

As for the content of his punditry, by then I've switched off.
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You're loss, he's the best pundit on our tvs.
 
judythehippy said:
now he's retired, maybe he doesn't hate us.
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Or maybe he knows which side his bread is buttered.

Maybe he isn't quite as thick as some may have initially assumed.

Maybe he recognises that CITY will be the driving force in the Prem from this season on and maybe he knows quite a number of trophies will be heading towards The Etihad Stadium trophy cabinet over the next few years.

And maybe, just maybe, he sees the signs that the Rags will be left behind.

;o)
 
GStar said:
ndjsleftnipple said:
Neville is boring and monotone. He sends me to sleep.
He has no interesting buzz-words, nothing which grabs my attention.
He's had his sense of humour removed and his smile is so forced and unnatural it makes me want to vomit.

As for the content of his punditry, by then I've switched off.
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You're loss, he's the best pundit on our tvs.
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Correct.
 
GStar said:
ndjsleftnipple said:
Neville is boring and monotone. He sends me to sleep.
He has no interesting buzz-words, nothing which grabs my attention.
He's had his sense of humour removed and his smile is so forced and unnatural it makes me want to vomit.

As for the content of his punditry, by then I've switched off.
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You're loss, he's the best pundit on our tvs.
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Me, you and many others are of the football-educated ilk. Sadly, some aren't.
NDJ'sleftnipple must be listening to something else if he/she thinks Neville says nothing which grabs his/her attention. His analysis is nothing short of amazing. Saying that though, i'm a rag, Pam said.
 
The man hates us always has and he always will no matter how he comes across on sky a leopard doesn't change it's spots
 
He's alright as a pundit, I suppose, sort of, maybe, ****, but I thought I'd use this thread to share this old gem. It's from around the time Porto knocked United out the CL when Jose was in charge.
The Gary Neville Diaries

Friday

Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.

Saturday

Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried myself to sleep.

Sunday

Took Sir an apple. But Weasley :-) gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.

Monday

Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

Tuesday (early)

Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.

Tuesday (late)

Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world.

Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to sell him.

Wednesday

Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re-Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.

Thursday

Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.

UPDATE

Mum says I can't go to Spain.
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Neville has always loved the sound of his own voice.
I'm not surprised he makes a good pundit.
 
First time I've heard him today & to be fair to him he was quite good. Never thought it could be possible but fair play to him.
 
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