The Tories will simply keep showing Diane Abbott’s “boat” over and over and over. This could be your Home Secretary they’ll say. Cue the footage of her thinking we could have 80,000 new bobbies and train them for 5p each (I paraphrase, but you get the gist). She’s electoral poison. Corbyn et al should be waltzing this election, given the utter disarray across the floor of the Commons. There is ZERO chance he gets to be the PM though. Zero. As the pencil hovers over the ballot paper, up and down the country in the key battle grounds, there is no chance Labour are winning marginals with that clown as leader. Which, as a Labour voter all my life is truly disheartening.