General transfer rumours

[Paul1970]

Sick of sky transfer centre as all season it’s been about Man Utd . Don’t think there is anyone else in the league apart from them

 

[Monkchester]

Sick of sky transfer centre as all season it’s been about Man Utd . Don’t think there is anyone else in the league apart from them

Not surprising really - they are in a league of their own - they do everything on their own - that’s why they are all wan*ers !!!

 

[BlueRebel7]

Sick of sky transfer centre as all season it’s been about Man Utd . Don’t think there is anyone else in the league apart from them

Happy with that tbh, the more buzz and muppetry about United and transfers the more deals that fall through and the worse players they end up with. For the most part we've done our business quick and quietly, thus pipping other teams to players and getting them cheaper. Long may it continue. Half of Sky support United anyway so the place will always be riddled with the clap.

 

[HaalandEffect]

https://www.tv2.no/sport/10760678/

Man City did have scouts on Bodø/Glimt match and watching Håkon Evjen (19)

 

[Dr Jacoby]

According to Sky, United are in for Eriksen.

 

[shak]

https://www.tv2.no/sport/10760678/

Man City did have scouts on Bodø/Glimt match and watching Håkon Evjen (19)

After thinking we were signing someone called Bodø Glimt, even a name as cool as Håkon isn't doing it for me now.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

After thinking we were signing someone called Bodø Glimt, even a name as cool as Håkon isn't doing it for me now.

Shouldn't that be evjen ?

 

[@BluePhil8]

Everton bid of £70m for Zaha rejected.

Just a reminder, we signed Bernardo for £43m.

 

[asahartford1]

It's the new nunited way. Buy 80 million players, pig and lu. Try to offload them on Transfer day, while signing any pup without a home, juggle them, add a few "rising stars", and welcome Chelsea to the theatre of broken dreams. The nunited way.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Everton bid of £70m for Zaha rejected.

Just a reminder, we signed Bernardo for £43m.

Yeah but come on, like every signing we make, we inflated the fuck out of the market on that one.

Bernardo was only valued at £9.99 when we fucked everything up by lobbing 43m at Monaco.

 

[Stoned Rose]

His wife is not at all happy over here, so that could have legs ??

Legs?

Think you’ve got the wrong bird.

Gooney only likes them in the over 75 amputee category.

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Palace signing McCarthy from Everton, Everton interested in Iwobi for £30 million from Arsenal

 

[01cravend]

You know the market is well and truly fucked when £30mil bids are being rejected for Iwobi.

 

[Zenmanc]

Any agent repping their talent leaks a bogus link to City having interest and their worth immediately ads 20m... and all the ManUre scouts scurry.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Palace signing McCarthy from Everton, Everton interested in Iwobi for a bag quavers from Arsenal

Edited for realism.

 

[sir baconface]

Just been told by a reliable source that Wayne Rooney is signing for Derby County. Announcement tomorrow apparently.

That's a great move for him, Derby is riddled with Nursing Homes!

As a bonus, they also speak English.

After a fashion.

 

[sir baconface]

According to Sky, United are in for Eriksen.

Haha. Eriksen begs to differ.

More froth from the Stretford wankers.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

David Luiz to Arsenal?

 

[sir baconface]

Welbeck on a free to Watford. Another rag wunderkind with a glittering future behind him.

Source: Radio 5.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

David Luis wants to leave Chelsea for Arsenal

WTF