Going on a date..its been a long time

[dickie davies]

He’s going on a date with her not interviewing her for a job !!! ;)

Of course he's interviewing her for a job. Housekeeper!
Cook, cleaner, ironer etc

 

[dickie davies]

Knock one out first you might get lucky later.

The number of times he's been told on this thread to have a wank, his cock is going to be like a red hot rivet

 

[fulabeer]

Dating has probably changed since you last tried.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those intending to do a parody thread please form an orderly queue.

....Finally !!

 

[Bill Walker]

First question...Ask her if red or blue. If red tell her her teams the biggest load of massively expensive assembled shite in history.
Then get yer cock out and dangle it in her drink.

 

[jimharri]

First question...Ask her if red or blue. If red tell her her teams the biggest load of massively expensive assembled shite in history.
Then get yer cock out and dangle it in her drink.

I'm glad you said "drink".

 

[Chappie]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Those intending to do a parody thread please form an orderly queue.

"Don't know what to do. Went out with a proper boring bastard who wouldn't stop talking about Clarkie"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

Anyone got the Air Ambulance on speed dial ??

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

He's at the lifetime dreams stage. She's on about kids, a house, a dog. He's on about his ambition to get 10,000 likes on Bluemoon.