Going on a date..its been a long time

[dickie davies]

He’s going on a date with her not interviewing her for a job !!! ;)

Of course he's interviewing her for a job. Housekeeper!
Cook, cleaner, ironer etc

 

[dickie davies]

Knock one out first you might get lucky later.

The number of times he's been told on this thread to have a wank, his cock is going to be like a red hot rivet

 

[fulabeer]

Dating has probably changed since you last tried.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those intending to do a parody thread please form an orderly queue.

....Finally !!

 

[Bill Walker]

First question...Ask her if red or blue. If red tell her her teams the biggest load of massively expensive assembled shite in history.
Then get yer cock out and dangle it in her drink.

 

[jimharri]

First question...Ask her if red or blue. If red tell her her teams the biggest load of massively expensive assembled shite in history.
Then get yer cock out and dangle it in her drink.

I'm glad you said "drink".

 

[Chappie]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Those intending to do a parody thread please form an orderly queue.

"Don't know what to do. Went out with a proper boring bastard who wouldn't stop talking about Clarkie"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

Anyone got the Air Ambulance on speed dial ??

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

He's still not home has the Splinter magic worked.

He's at the lifetime dreams stage. She's on about kids, a house, a dog. He's on about his ambition to get 10,000 likes on Bluemoon.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

You could have pulled her with that

 

[Kinkybyname]

please don't ask for a fingerblast as a refusal often offends

 

[Barcon]

My mate Tom once dropped his cock and balls on the table and screamed, "Who's on top tonight".
Needless to say, It was not him that was on top that evening

 

[metalblue]

Of course he's interviewing her for a job. Housekeeper!
Cook, cleaner, ironer etc

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Is he still missing? Probably locked up in a sex dungeon somewhere.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

right then.
i have found you, you tosser.

whatever you do to my sister i will do to you.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

My mate Tom once dropped his cock and balls on the table and screamed, "Who's on top tonight".
Needless to say, It was not him that was on top that evening

Your 'mate' Tom, you say.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

Try not to cry when you cum.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I've been warned by my sister to look after her like a gentleman..I'll be on my best behaviour dont want the wrath of her down my neck

Look after her like a gentleman? Buy her a pint and go for a game of snooker?