Going on a date..its been a long time

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

You could have pulled her with that

 

[Kinkybyname]

please don't ask for a fingerblast as a refusal often offends

 

[Barcon]

My mate Tom once dropped his cock and balls on the table and screamed, "Who's on top tonight".
Needless to say, It was not him that was on top that evening

 

[metalblue]

Of course he's interviewing her for a job. Housekeeper!
Cook, cleaner, ironer etc

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Is he still missing? Probably locked up in a sex dungeon somewhere.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

right then.
i have found you, you tosser.

whatever you do to my sister i will do to you.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

My mate Tom once dropped his cock and balls on the table and screamed, "Who's on top tonight".
Needless to say, It was not him that was on top that evening

Your 'mate' Tom, you say.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Any tips would be very helpful..please be serious;)

Try not to cry when you cum.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I've been warned by my sister to look after her like a gentleman..I'll be on my best behaviour dont want the wrath of her down my neck

Look after her like a gentleman? Buy her a pint and go for a game of snooker?