Going on a date..its been a long time

Sky Blue Thinking said:
Make sure you point out the deals on the menu before she orders. If you are paying and she wants to order extragavently slip the cost of living crisis into the conversation. After dining in Spoons suggest a drink somewhere expensive and let her know its her round, then alternate your rounds between Spoons and Holts pubs. If all going well ask does she fancy some live music and head to the Millstone karaoke.
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If I end up in the millstone it'll be carnage;)
 
Does she like animals

Do she like football , who does she support , no dips or rags allowed

Dont eat on a first date, just meet at lunch for a drink or a coffee, nothing worse than having to eat a meal with someone you dont hit it off with

Is she kind

If yes to the above then see her again , and dont act like a perve !
 
If you like the look of her straight out the gate then look her square in the eye and say “so this is how we met”

It might also be worth getting the elephant in the room out of the way on why you’re called splinter on account of having a dick like a splinter.

Good luck, @TinFoilHat has some snide bottles of mandate for sale that he’s had a lot of success with.
 
kaz7 said:
Does she like animals

Do she like football , who does she support , no dips or rags allowed

Dont eat on a first date, just meet at lunch for a drink or a coffee, nothing worse than having to eat a meal with someone you dont hit it off with

Is she kind

If yes to the above then see her again , and dont act like a perve !
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does she like...
* Pina Coladas?
* getting caught in the rain..

etc....
 
kaz7 said:
Does she like animals

Do she like football , who does she support , no dips or rags allowed

Dont eat on a first date, just meet at lunch for a drink or a coffee, nothing worse than having to eat a meal with someone you dont hit it off with

Is she kind

If yes to the above then see her again , and dont act like a perve !
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He’s going on a date with her not interviewing her for a job !!! ;)
 
kaz7 said:
Does she like animals

Do she like football , who does she support , no dips or rags allowed

Dont eat on a first date, just meet at lunch for a drink or a coffee, nothing worse than having to eat a meal with someone you dont hit it off with

Is she kind

If yes to the above then see her again , and dont act like a perve !
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Sister says she is quiet and very kind, not interested in sport. Says she will happily listen to me. I can talk for hours about city she could be a blue after a few sambuca
 
splinter said:
Sister says she is quiet and very kind, not interested in sport. Says she will happily listen to me. I can talk for hours about city she could be a blue after a few sambuca
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That happened to me when i met the first mr k , he talked me into being a blue , dont forget to ask her some questions now and then , ha . Make sure you report back after the date
 
metalblue said:
If you like the look of her straight out the gate then look her square in the eye and say “so this is how we met”

It might also be worth getting the elephant in the room out of the way on why you’re called splinter on account of having a dick like a splinter.

Good luck, @TinFoilHat has some snide bottles of mandate for sale that he’s had a lot of success with.
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or could explain how and why the splinter became lodged in said member. Certainly an ice breaker....
 
I've been warned by my sister to look after her like a gentleman..I'll be on my best behaviour dont want the wrath of her down my neck
 
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