Going on a date..its been a long time

[Tuearts right boot]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

I take it there was some sort of attraction there.

 

[Northerndave]

Drop your dick in her hand and start crying.

Wise words, close the thread.

 

[Uwe Already]

He's at the lifetime dreams stage. She's on about kids, a house, a dog. He's on about his ambition to get 10,000 likes on Bluemoon.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Plagiarist!!!

 

[Uwe Already]

Plagiarist!!!

No! No! I just copied someone…

(I note you didn’t give it a like, ya bum!)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

She’d have only poured water on them.

 

[BimboBob]

I took my now Wife to a graveyard on our first date and banged her over a grave. I am such a romantic.

 

[Barcon]

I took my now Wife to a graveyard on our first date and banged her over a grave. I am such a romantic.

Tradesman’s?

 

[BimboBob]

Tradesman’s?

Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.

Did she give you head (stone)?

 

[BimboBob]

Did she give you head (stone)?

Yes. Yes she did.

Hmmm...I thought, a keeper.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Yes. Yes she did.

Hmmm...I thought, a keeper.

Mills and Boon will be on the phone anytime

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Yes. Yes she did.

Hmmm...I thought, a keeper.

Sounds monumental

 

[splinter]

Never again..its city booze and maybe a cat for me

 

[Blue Mist]

Never again..its city booze and maybe a cat for me

Oh come on Splints, don't leave us checking our phones every ten minutes for updates. Spill the beans, tell us all, (especially when she took her teeth out to give you a gobble (suck)

 

[snorky]

She had a cock

 

[Kinkythemagician]

Did you see her rat or not?

 

[splinter]

To quiet and didn't like drink so I didn't bother with it . Couple of coffees and we parted company. Definitely to smart for me

 

[splinter]

Anyone point me in the direction of a good massage parlour in town. Cheers

 

[dronefromsector7G]

To quiet and didn't like drink so I didn't bother with it . Couple of coffees and we parted company. Definitely to smart for me

*Too