Gonna be a dad.

nobody can eat fifty eggs said:
Your best achievement in life is bringing children into the world. Good luck mate.

You've lived a shit life if your greatest achievement is getting somebody pregnant. Personally I tend not to be paticularly proud of anything a dog is able to achieve but each to their own I guess.
 
TheMidnightBlue said:
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:
Your best achievement in life is bringing children into the world. Good luck mate.

You've lived a shit life if your greatest achievement is getting somebody pregnant. Personally I tend not to be paticularly proud of anything a dog is able to achieve but each to their own I guess.

Wow. You really are a giant cock aren't you?!!!
 
Scareye said:
TheMidnightBlue said:
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:
Your best achievement in life is bringing children into the world. Good luck mate.

You've lived a shit life if your greatest achievement is getting somebody pregnant. Personally I tend not to be paticularly proud of anything a dog is able to achieve but each to their own I guess.

Wow. You really are a giant cock aren't you?!!!

Because I wouldn't class being able to functioning sperm as my greatest life achievement? As I said each to their own but I just hope that my life isn't so depressing that the greatest achievement is being able to perform a simple biological process that has happened for millions of years.
 
TheMidnightBlue said:
Scareye said:
TheMidnightBlue said:
You've lived a shit life if your greatest achievement is getting somebody pregnant. Personally I tend not to be paticularly proud of anything a dog is able to achieve but each to their own I guess.

Wow. You really are a giant cock aren't you?!!!

Because I wouldn't class being able to functioning sperm as my greatest life achievement? As I said each to their own but I just hope that my life isn't so depressing that the greatest achievement is being able to perform a simple biological process that has happened for millions of years.

Well your mother and father fucked up it and I am sure they are still very proud of you.

Congratulations though Paphos to you and your new family.
 
TheMidnightBlue said:
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:
Your best achievement in life is bringing children into the world. Good luck mate.

You've lived a shit life if your greatest achievement is getting somebody pregnant. Personally I tend not to be paticularly proud of anything a dog is able to achieve but each to their own I guess.

Even licking your own balls?

Oh, and congrats to Paphos and Mrs P - great news!
 

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