Great sayings..

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

If your Aunty had balls she's be your Uncle.


My old man used to say it when I was little. Never understood it, just used to laugh as he said "balls".

Similar one I heard a few times: “If ifs and buts were dicks and nuts me aunt would be me uncle.”

 

[Stoned Rose]

Rough as toast

Full as a bucket

See you on the beaches /landing craft

See you later in the film

Fit as a butchers dog

Happy as Larry

I'm proper Hank Marvin

Not a full shilling/bobbin

Mard arse

Anus horibilis (bless you your majesty)

That is all:

See you later in the film?

 

[Two Gun Bob]

See you later in the film?

Life the movie. It's all just a film.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I'd flip her like a pancake!

 

[Cellarite]

What do you want me to do? Shit in my hands and clap it too?

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Sharp as shit on a frosty morning. One of my Grandma’s.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Better to fart and shame yourself than burst your bladder and maim yourself.

I heard a slightly different version. Better shamed than lamed.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

That ref is full of his own pomp and piss.

 

[jimharri]

"If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose"

 

[Sir peace frog]

man who has an itchy bum at night wakes up in the morning with a smelly finger