Great sayings..

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

What would have said if you were a girl :)

Haha, very funny.

 

[Innsbruckblue]

And are you?

Depends on the shortness of the planks

 

[J.G.Blue.]

One my dad used to say if he was busy, "Its all go when you get to the top",
Another one that used to puzzle me when I was young if someone was a bit bonkers dad used to say they were "Half way up Bury new road" it was only later I worked out there was a mental hospital at the top of Bury New Road :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I have no idea why but whenever we saw someone riding a bike we would shout, "Get off and milk it".

My dad used to say that and think it was funny.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Face like it’s been set on fire and put out with a hammer

A blind cobblers thumb
A slate layers nail bag.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

What my dad use to say

If your not in bed by 11 come home.

Make sure you get off the bus at Cross Lane.

That girl is standing well forward in that blouse.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

“Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining.”

1st heard that in the film. The outlaw Josey Wales

 

[Mid Wales blue]

No one sees the good things you do, but do one thing wrong and the world is watching!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My ex M i L...." If you cant be good....be careful "

 

[Lavinda Past]

"You've dropped something missus"
(No response)
"Alright then, bleed to death"
OR
"Too late, the flies are on it"


How much is it Oldham?
How much is it to hold one of 'em?

 

[hammocity]

"You've dropped something missus"
(No response)
"Alright then, bleed to death"
OR
"Too late, the flies are on it"


How much is it Oldham?
How much is it to hold one of 'em?

Missed out “to”, intrinsic to the joke, yours faithfully, Mr Pedant. :-)

 

[hammocity]

Golf commentator:

“He landed that ball on the green so softly it came down like a butterfly with sore feet”

 

[Lavinda Past]

Missed out “to”, intrinsic to the joke, yours faithfully, Mr Pedant. :-)

Consider me appropriately humbled

Yours etc

Me