Gregg Wallace

[Tuearts right boot]

Most people in the food industry are weird. It can’t be a coincidence.

Quite agree, with one or two exceptions. The ones I utterly detest are the twats who claim to be food critics........most of which are failed chefs, restauranteurs or winners of last years masterchef so you can all fuck off, either you like it or dont, dont dwell on it you pretentious twats.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

If you’d told me this is somebody doing a satirical take on Patrick Bateman I would 100% believe you.

Absolutely bizarre.

The worst part is the “I told her I don’t want another one, but I said if you do then let’s get your old woman in because I can’t be fuckin’ bothered with any of that”. Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Couple of cunts

 

[Marklr]

Lisa Faulkner could get any man she wants...
Even me. But what the fuck is she doing? I can make a nice corned beef hash.

 

[johnnytapia]

Twat?

Oh yes.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Oh yes.

Didn’t realise John Cooper Clarke posted in the Match Threads.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Quite agree, with one or two exceptions. The ones I utterly detest are the twats who claim to be food critics........most of which are failed chefs, restauranteurs or winners of last years masterchef so you can all fuck off, either you like it or dont, dont dwell on it you pretentious twats.

Jay Rayner is one that seems to recognise the absurdity of the industry.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Jay Rayner is one that seems to recognise the absurdity of the industry.

....another pretentious twat.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

....another pretentious twat.

They all are in that world, but he seems a bit better than most.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

They all are in that world, but he seems a bit better than most.

I dont know what's worse, a pretentious twat or a better pretentious twat.