Gregg Wallace

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Most people in the food industry are weird. It can’t be a coincidence.
Quite agree, with one or two exceptions. The ones I utterly detest are the twats who claim to be food critics........most of which are failed chefs, restauranteurs or winners of last years masterchef so you can all fuck off, either you like it or dont, dont dwell on it you pretentious twats.
 
If you’d told me this is somebody doing a satirical take on Patrick Bateman I would 100% believe you.

Absolutely bizarre.

The worst part is the “I told her I don’t want another one, but I said if you do then let’s get your old woman in because I can’t be fuckin’ bothered with any of that”. Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
 
Quite agree, with one or two exceptions. The ones I utterly detest are the twats who claim to be food critics........most of which are failed chefs, restauranteurs or winners of last years masterchef so you can all fuck off, either you like it or dont, dont dwell on it you pretentious twats.
Jay Rayner is one that seems to recognise the absurdity of the industry.
 
I’d forgotten about this classic Twitter exchange from a few years ago.

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Imagine that being your response to that question. Never liked him and this thread only confirms my misgivings were spot on.
 
Apparently he was a football hooligan when he was younger, so I'm hoping that some Young Guvs gave him a hiding at least once.
 
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That programme he does on stuff made in Britain is pretty interesting as such but he makes it unwatchable in the main. I can turn the sound down a touch but as soon as that Ruth woman comes on with her stuff I'm off. I watched the one about the Brompton factory and I was beside myself thinking that he was gonna walk off, or ride off, I suppose, with a brand new freebie bike. I breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't.
 
He's a weird bloke who has met two of his four wives on twitter. The article below is him talking about his split with his third wife.

@Alan Harper's Tash. He's Definitely on the spectrum.Check out his routine here

He also runs his entire day from a to-do list which Heidi writes up for him. Gregg has said he’s so busy he has trouble remembering things if he doesn’t write them down. ‘It starts off every morning with “yoghurt”, then “leg band” [he has a leg injury], then it’ll be “teeth”, then it’ll say “tablets” because I’ve got to take my cholesterol tablets and vitamin C, then “check BBC News”. Those are all the things I must do before I leave the flat. Then it’ll say “Twitter” because I want to tweet twice a day, then it’ll say “H” for Heidi because of all the things I need to discuss with her.’

 

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