Guvnors Book

[Kinky by name]

Anyway Hombre, I've read it too and yeah it's mildly entertaining and all that but when you actually stop and think about what it is you're reading it's kinda sad really.

I mean what's next, Chavs publishing autobiographys about smashing up bus stops and robbing old grannies handbags? I was a minor twat as a young teenager, maybe I should get writing ;)

Couldn't you have stayed a minor twat rather than progressing to a major one?

harsh :P

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Anyway Hombre, I've read it too and yeah it's mildly entertaining and all that but when you actually stop and think about what it is you're reading it's kinda sad really.

I mean what's next, Chavs publishing autobiographys about smashing up bus stops and robbing old grannies handbags? I was a minor twat as a young teenager, maybe I should get writing ;)

Couldn't you have stayed a minor twat rather than progressing to a major one?

More perks to being a Major Twat, Cheesy.

 

[Anonymous]

It's funny how in all these hooligan books, no firm EVER lost.

They all stood their fackin ground and had a right ruck.

 

[Anonymous]

Anyway Hombre, I've read it too and yeah it's mildly entertaining and all that but when you actually stop and think about what it is you're reading it's kinda sad really.

I mean what's next, Chavs publishing autobiographys about smashing up bus stops and robbing old grannies handbags? I was a minor twat as a young teenager, maybe I should get writing ;)

Couldn't you have stayed a minor twat rather than progressing to a major one?

More perks to being a Major Twat, Cheesy.

I'm only a Sergeant Twat. No chance of me making major.

 

[mcfcmat]

good book and surprisingly well written. The new one is meant to be awful though

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Anyway Hombre, I've read it too and yeah it's mildly entertaining and all that but when you actually stop and think about what it is you're reading it's kinda sad really.

I mean what's next, Chavs publishing autobiographys about smashing up bus stops and robbing old grannies handbags? I was a minor twat as a young teenager, maybe I should get writing ;)

Couldn't you have stayed a minor twat rather than progressing to a major one?

More perks to being a Major Twat, Cheesy.

I'm only a Sergeant Twat. No chance of me making major.

Not on my watch anyway :)

 

[Anonymous]

An excerpt from Young Guvnors (warning, writing style may make your eyes bleed). If only they'd spent less time rucking & more time listening in their English lessons.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

PMSL I like the reasoning behind why he assumes they were called the red army! He should be in forensics that lad, he's like fucking Sherlock Holmes!

 

[Anonymous]

An excerpt from Young Guvnors (warning, writing style may make your eyes bleed). If only they'd spent less time rucking & more time listening in their English lessons.

hahaha, is that real?

 

[BingoBango]

Bloody hell, the guy who wrote 'Young Guvnors' is Joyce reborn. Talk about stream of consciousness.