Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012 (merged)

Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

To the tune of I'm getting married in the morning.........


HARRYS GOIN TO COURT IN THE MORNING
DING DONG THE BELLS ARE GOING TO CHIME
HE'S BEEN TELLING WHOPPERS
THEY CALLED IN THE COPPERS
AND NOW HE'S GOING DOWN TO SERVE TIME<br /><br />-- Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:27 am --<br /><br />the payments were allegedly paid Offshore
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

How about something as complicated as

'Taxed in the morning,
Yer getting taxed in the morning'
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

Jasondh said:
Is this the one that went

"I know he paid loads into an offshore account and never gave me a receipt or pay slip but I assumed he had paid the tax on it?"

Even my accountant (£100 a tax return) would raise his eyebrows at that and tell me to get some evidence of the payment. I don't live on the same financial planet as old droopy so imagine how much his account gets paid.

Pull the other one 'wheeler dealer'!

We need a song about this, don't we?

Don't pick up the soap,
Don't pick up the soap,
You bent bastard, Don't pick up the soap.
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

"dont go into the greenhouse greenhouse greenhouse"
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

Brilliant PB.........<br /><br />-- Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:42 am --<br /><br />Tax Trial of the week: Harry Redknapp

Although the trial does not take place until January, the announcement that the Tottenham Hotspur manager, Harry Redknapp, has been formally accused of cheating the public revenue, wins my Tax Trial of the week award.

Mr Redknapp's alleged offence relates to tax payments due while he was manager of Portsmouth football club. He has been indicted along with the then Chairman of the club, Milan Mandaric.

The allegations specify two sums of money, $145k and $150k (totalling about £180k) allegedly paid by Mr Mandaric between 2002 and 2007, in connection with Redknapp's employment, into a Monaco bank account allegedly opened by Mr Redknapp in order to conceal the monies from HMRC and to evade the payment of taxes thereon.

Both Mr Redknapp and Mr Mandaric deny any wrongdoing.
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Posted by Mark Lee (Chairman of the Tax Advice Network) at 3:50 PM Labels: awards, Tax evasion, True stories
 
Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012

Is it usual to get jail time for this if found guilty?
 

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