Harry Kane

[mexico1970]

The people at Bayern will have to learn English.

Harry Kane in German means Trophy less **** :O

 

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

We should bid 101 million just to fuck with them

 

[wolviedinho]

Currently in a flat somewhere between London and Munich -:)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sky are loving this Bullshit.

"He's staying l, he's going...Er, no he's deffo staying...Oh wait he's going...He's at the airport...No, he's at home eating rich tea biscuits with a British cuppa....Were now getting news he's at the airport...Now he's on his sofa at home...Spurs have told him it's off...Bayern have told Kane it's on...Levy has told him to get on the plane... Bayern have said stay at home until the deal is sorted...Deal is Sorted...Er, no it isn't...Anyway stick with us on SSN for further news....Oh wait...Were getting breaking news regarding the transfer...Harry Kane has decided he needs a shit...were not sure what kind of shit is in but Kavah can report live from inside his toilet...Kavah?"

 

[Coatigan]

Sky are loving this Bullshit.

"He's staying l, he's going...Er, no he's deffo staying...Oh wait he's going...He's at the airport...No, he's at home eating rich tea biscuits with a British cuppa....Were now getting news he's at the airport...Now he's on his sofa at home...Spurs have told him it's off...Bayern have told Kane it's on...Levy has told him to get on the plane... Bayern have said stay at home until the deal is sorted...Deal is Sorted...Er, no it isn't...Anyway stick with us on SSN for further news....Oh wait...Were getting breaking news regarding the transfer...Harry Kane has decided he needs a shit...were not sure what kind of shit is in but Kavah can report live from inside his toilet...Kavah?"

Oh of course. It is TV comedy gold.

And let's not kid ourselves, it has been amusing, and most of us have made the odd joke about it.

 

[Centurions]

The people at Bayern will have to learn Harry.

Corrected.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Harry Kane in German means Trophy less **** :O

That’s kunt if you don’t mind

 

[brazilians hurt]

What's "Hurry ap 'Arry carm on" in German?

45 years after its release should be their top 10 by now

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Kane is what, 45 goals away?

I am surprised that he's gping to go, but I feel he can come back in 3 or 4 years, he'll be in his mid 30's and can slowly plug away at Shearer's record as he plays untill he's 40

Already in the stars he'll end up at the rags at 35/36 on a free.

 

[jimharri]

Fucking hell!

 

[The Nature Boy]

Daniel Levy is a ****, a grade A prized ****.

 

[Blue warrior]

Daniel Levy is a ****, a grade A prized ****.

Amen to that!

 

[bluesince76]

Daniel Levy is a ****, a grade A prized ****.

You could have posted that >3,000 pages ago and we could have closed the thread.

He likes to think he's Alan Sugar from The Apprentice, when he's actually Alan Sugar from Amstrad

 

[aguero93:20]

I've gotten tired of this saga, he's out of my FF team now so I don't have to pay attention to whether he stays or goes until we play the cunts.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It DID only start in 1992.


Or, in our case, 2008.

No that's when we started ruining it.

 

[manimanc]

He was supposed to fly out this morning but that went tits up. The plane is still on the tarmac at Stanstead presumably waiting for Kane to finish his alphabeti spaghetti.

 

[dadnlad]

him reporting from training ground gary nobody nearly crying here is that because mendy wasnt set down or arry's off

 

[Stoned Rose]

Have the rags come in for him?

I’ve had 3 giddy texts from rags saying their ITKs reckon it’s on.

 

[stonerblue]

Have the rags come in for him?

I’ve had 3 giddy texts from rags saying their ITKs reckon it’s on.

Just walked in boozer and a piss pot said same

 

[manimanc]

Have the rags come in for him?

I’ve had 3 giddy texts from rags saying their ITKs reckon it’s on.

Yeah mate the German rags.