Harry Kane

[GaudinoMotors]

So I take it he hasn't signed yet?

His hand fell off.

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

Some people will believe anything. Apparently City have bid £100m for a player with glass ankles And a glass knee.

Not only that but Levy looks to be refusing the money for a crocked player! If it was the worst kept secret that his knee was fucked Levy would be driving Kane to us for £120m.

 

[shroom]

Spurs supermarket sweep...

I'm wondering if part of the Kane negotiations included Spurs asking City to cool their jets on Sarr so Tot could bag him.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Thanks for the information dude!

Seems a random thing for his knee and I don't know how they would know without then doing the exam themselves but if it is that well kept of a secret then fair play to the people keeping it haha

If his knee is that shot, he wouldn't get past the medical.

Imagine those scenes!

 

[suvommukherjee08]

If his knee is that shot, he wouldn't get past the medical.

Imagine those scenes!

Knee fucked up, yet we offered circa 130 million pounds? Something is not adding up.

 

[Clevers]

You must mean best kept secrets cos his knee has not been mentioned before.

I'd be a bit worried if our physios didn't know the difference between a knee and an ankle.

 

[Cobwebcat]

If his knee is that shot, he wouldn't get past the medical.

Imagine those scenes!

Rocky Santa Cruz gets a pass everyone gets a pass

 

[Briparker184]

I'm wondering if part of the Kane negotiations included Spurs asking City to cool their jets on Sarr so Tot could bag him.

Its reminding me.of the grealish deal where they signed everyone then we signed him

 

[marco]

What about us that don't want it to happen, should we panic.

yes you have to panic to for other reasons

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Rocky Santa Cruz gets a pass everyone gets a pass

Haha - and Mendy - whose knee was already dodgy.

Give Paris £50m and Bernie.

Tell Mbappe he can have the other £50m as a signing fee, save us another £50m in the process.

Simples.

(if only)