Harry Kane

[DrBlueBob]

Are you?

If he's only putting his hand in his pocket to the tune of £15m then in his pocket shall it stay. I'm a pedant.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Some people will believe anything. Apparently City have bid £100m for a player with glass ankles And a glass knee.

Obviously, I'm so pleased to have finally signed for this great club

Obviously

 

[oldius]

Obviously, I'm so pleased to have finally signed for this great club

Obviously

So, Harry, just how have you managed forty games a season?

 

[Briparker184]

If his knee is that shot, he wouldn't get past the medical.

Imagine those scenes!

Would be typical city all over just find it a really weird one unless the guy meant his ankle but just said the wrong word lol

 

[yankblue]

£150m for Kane only for him to be saddled with a rare flesh eating bacteria never before found outside of Papau New Guinea. What a world.

 

[discopop]

£150m for Kane only for him to be saddled with a rare flesh eating bacteria never before found outside of Papau New Guinea. What a world.

Sam Lee will be nicking that news for his next pod cast

 

[Phil Mitchell Foden]

Rocky Santa Cruz gets a pass everyone gets a pass

Lol. The scan results were probably reviewed by someone using braille.

 

[Tracking back]

Anyone else not really bothered anymore? I am more than satisfied with the squad we have and if we can’t get a deal over the line for Kane then so be it.

We move on to another target. leave Spurs to their debt, winning fuck all and keeping unhappy players. It’s served them well up to now. Levy has achieved a great feat by distracting the London lemmings from gross mismanagement.

Spurs to win the league is my bet now Kane stays….oops wrong century ;)

I've never been a fan of Kane personally.

I think he's a bit of a dirty player and he goes missing in big games. So I'll not lose any sleep if he doesn't come to us.

However, the broadcasting media and other pundits think he's the dog's bollocks and we'll piss the league if he joins.

So for that reason alone I'd like to see him sign for us to royally boil the piss of the hacks.

I know that's a pretty expensive guilty pleasure but hey ho, it's not my money.

 

[Tb1981]

Spurs supermarket sweep...


[via @skysports_sheth]

Spurs - do you want to join
Aaour - are you in Europe?
Spurs - we are for the next week
Aaour - I’ll call you right back.......

 

[Hart of the Matter]

If the deal falls through, Levy will be getting high fives and black slaps from the Cartel clubs for dragging this out to the point of taking us out of the market place this summer.

 

[asahartford1]

Even with kdb injuries what he provides when he is fit 160m would be a bargain in this market

I am not sure who is serious and who is on the wind up anymore.

I am sure some of you guys would run out of cash quicker than Simon Jordan if you ran a football club.

 

[samuelyeboah]

haha knees? now i've heard it all

 

[suvommukherjee08]

If the deal falls through, Levy will be getting high fives and black slaps from the Cartel clubs for dragging this out to the point of taking us out of the market place this summer.

This is a dangerous game for the cartel clubs then, what happens if City comes back next year for Haaland with Bernardo money if he leaves and also winning the Premier league in the process maybe even the Champions league? Ain't gonna end well for the rest I tell ya. As for Harry Kane and Spurs it would be a opportunity missed to monetise an asset which could have fetched them top money.

 

[sir baconface]

Reports from Stockport County physios say he’s got tennis elbow and gout.

Get fookin rid.

 

[samuelyeboah]

this is a transfer market version of a Rorschach test. If you think he's joining city, you cling to the ITK's saying so, otherwise you cling to the ones saying it's off. There's enough inside info for everyone!

 

[Pam]

No, he’s saying that someone at City told them they had a strong concern about Harry Kane’s knee, and that is why there’s a reluctance to spend that sort of money

If that were the true situation, we would surely have walked away ages ago. Makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[Pam]

Roll on this time next week, ffs.

 

[GornikDaze]

Reports from Stockport County physios say he’s got tennis elbow and gout.

Get fookin rid.

Roll of tubigrip for his elbow and a week off the booze to sort out his gout

 

[GornikDaze]

Roll on this time next week, ffs.

Chill…. It’s the silly season on acid this year

 

[malg]

Anyone else not really bothered anymore? I am more than satisfied with the squad we have and if we can’t get a deal over the line for Kane then so be it.

We move on to another target. leave Spurs to their debt, winning fuck all and keeping unhappy players. It’s served them well up to now. Levy has achieved a great feat by distracting the London lemmings from gross mismanagement.

Spurs to win the league is my bet now Kane stays….oops wrong century ;)

Me. I genuinely don't care. I now come here for a laugh at the Twitter stuff and piss taking.