Harry Redknapp: Spurs want Carlos Tevez

[mike channon´s windmill]

Of course Redknapp wants him. The bloke is the mother of all ponces. No stench is too great to put Harry off when he thinks he can spot an opportunity to pick something up on the cheap. He hovers over the weak and the dying like a fucking dementor, waiting to suck out their last breath. When Pompey were going to the wall, he was down Fratton Park faster than you could say knife, offering buttons for Defoe and Crouch. If he weren't a football manager, he'd be an ambulance chasing lawyer hanging around A&E handing out business cards to car crash victims. Expect him to mount an unsolicited transfer offensive on Sky Sports News any day now.
"He's a triffic player, we'd love to 'ave 'im, of course, but he's a Man City player and we'll 'ave to see if we can do a deal, blah blah blah....."

Couldn´t have put it better - brilliant - or should I say "triffic!"

 

[Eags]

you forgot mention that after saying all the above he'll quickly backtrack and say that he knows nuffink about any player transfers....you'll av to speak to Daniel about that.....but he's a triffic player and yeh we'd love to have him

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Had a feeling this might happen. Harry will make Tevez a world beater. We must not sell to Tottenham or they will be title favourites.

You are smoking way too much cock mate

 

[Dr Mick]

If Tevez goes to Spurs then Rednapp is an even bigger c*nt that I had him down for.

After the way Tevez has tried to fuck us over and u****d before us, all Premier League clubs have to take a stand and turn their backs on Tevez. If they don't then they are effectively condoning all he has done and this sets ridiculously dangerous precedents going forwards.

Of course Rednapp sees none of this as he is only interested in himself, his ego and of course his cut of the transfer fee ("Hi Kia. It's 'arry here. I'm in the bogs at South Mims services as arranged. I trust you have a package for me").

This is a win win situation for Rednapp. He sees this as the ultimate opportunity to prove what a fantastic man manager he is.

Well news for you twitcher, you are not nearly as clever as you think you are. I hope you sign Tevez and I hope he fucks you over big time, as deep down you know he will. Lets be honest what chance have you got of controlling Tevez when you can't even control your own face. Or maybe you enjoy being arse raped by ugly argentinians.

Not that you are at all bothered becuase you are fucking off the minute some suit from the FA makes your phone ring to enquire about your availablity for the England job. You will be out of White Hart Lane quicker than shit through a goose when that day comes. I can already hear you revving your engine from South Manchester. Where would that leave Spurs and Tevez then?

All of this is of course wholly accademic however because there is no way City would let Tevez go to any team with Premier League asperations.

Would they?

 

[Blue Tooth]

Tevez and Adebayor in the same team...don't think so.

 

[HolisticJim]

Wouldnt he be better of buying the striker he already has on loan from us before looking at other players!

 

[Tevez City]

Had a feeling this might happen. Harry will make Tevez a world beater. We must not sell to Tottenham or they will be title favourites.

He will not make him a world beater because he already is.

 

[bluevengence]

The only transfer the twitch is getting in January
is from here...

to here....

in one of these...

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[bobmcfc]

they can't even afford ade

 

[Tevez City]

they can't even afford ade

They can afford Ade but they don't want to !
Why do they pay 15 M + more than 100k a week wages when can they have him on free for one year with less than 100k a week ?