Has anyone put their central heating on yet?

blue underpants said:
Mrs Undies just had a hissy fit and turned it on for the first time since last Winter, im still in my shorts n tee shirt, fuckin women
Fifteen mins she had it on then started moaning she was too warm....aaaarrrgghhhhh
 
blue underpants said:
blue underpants said:
Mrs Undies just had a hissy fit and turned it on for the first time since last Winter, im still in my shorts n tee shirt, fuckin women
Fifteen mins she had it on then started moaning she was too warm....aaaarrrgghhhhh

I'm sure Mrs Undies is a lovely woman but you may need to send her for retraining.
 
Got in from work at 7.30pm and it ent straight on. Only low though.

It wasn't that cold really and could have managed without but I don't take chances.

Back in 2006, Xmas Eve, I was feeling fantastic after my third Xmas Eve party and my 15th bottle of Stella. Went home to bed and woke up in the early hours feeling crap. Called an ambulance for the first time in my life (in my forties) as my finger nails were going blue and apparently my lips and by lunchtime Xmas day I was on a ventilator in Macclesfield Intensive Care with severe pneumonia.

Came off it on 3rd January. Bizzare experience. Some of the weirdest psychedelic drugs you could ever think existed were pumped into my body for nearly 3 weeks. You wouldn't believe the hallucinations I had. Cheapest Xmas I have ever had. Couldn't believe my bank statement when it came in. My mates were brassed off as they weren't able to get hold of me and I had the tickets for 2 do's on Boxing Day and New Years day in my wallet.

As Shakespeare said in Richard III : "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times"

Not something I would care to replicate though and so I don't take chances anymore. Trust me guys. You are better of economising on the socials and even food before you cut down on the heating.
 
Davs 19 said:
blue underpants said:
blue underpants said:
Mrs Undies just had a hissy fit and turned it on for the first time since last Winter, im still in my shorts n tee shirt, fuckin women
Fifteen mins she had it on then started moaning she was too warm....aaaarrrgghhhhh

I'm sure Mrs Undies is a lovely woman but you may need to send her for retraining.
Im sure you are right, menopausal i think
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Started putting it on for an hour an evening, that's enough really I'm not finding it cold. Just take the edge off.
Well according to the long range scaremongers you'll be freezing that bollock off soon enough Wally.
 
Gaylord du Bois said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Started putting it on for an hour an evening, that's enough really I'm not finding it cold. Just take the edge off.
Well according to the long range scaremongers you'll be freezing that bollock off soon enough Wally.
I can see the Daily Express headline now, 'Uncle Wally Eunuch .....a casualty of the big freeze'
 

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