He who sleeps on the floor will not fall out of bed

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs…


…you haven’t quite grasped the seriousness of the situation.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs…


…you haven’t quite grasped the seriousness of the situation.

Or you’re the executioner.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Dont piss against the wind or you will get whats coming to you.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Japan's tightest man, Yekani Tekitwiya died earlier today.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Man with hole in trouser pocket feels cocky all day

 

[BlueHammer85]

‘Lazy people work the hardest’

Actually true in some situations, example: if you can’t be arsed to grab a chair to stand on to reach for the cereal in the top shelf and instead try and reach normally and it all falls out

Many examples where being lazy backfires and you end up doing more work

 

[A57 the snake]

You can not polish a turd .

But you can roll one in glitter ….;)

 

[A57 the snake]

The man who doesn’t buy a programme
Is the same man who doesn’t win a Saab at half time.

 

[Elbow beards]

Always wear Two gloves so you don't look dodgy. Shamone.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Man who smokes the ganja on the toilet will always get high on pot.